Road trip

By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 469
You deserved it 4 090

Same thing different taste

Top comments

needleinmypants_fml 3

well you can't bond more than discussing old pubes!


MissErikaHart 0

maybe u will hear the story about ur dad trimming his pubes and talking to the electric razor

zakkyzebra 11

drive naked. people usually stop everything they are doing. how do I know? I'm level 99 in awkwardness

MagicGiraffe 12

you must live in the north part of California...

There is nothing "win" about obesity, especially in animals. It leads to extremely serious health issues just like in humans. Tbh I say f the dog's life on this one for irresponsible pet owners.

needleinmypants_fml 3

well you can't bond more than discussing old pubes!

Sounds like my trips, just your mom doesn't play air guitar while driving 90 mph..... have fun ;)

my dad plays air drums, often using the break pedal as the bass drum in traffic queues... I get car sick

trueblue42 4

your family sounds awful..... fyl

kayiscoolllll 6

her family sounds wonderful! at least they want to spend time as a family!

exactly. roadtrips with my family consist of awkward silences and crying over bathroom breaks my dad wouldn't pull over for.

110 - I wish my family would actually bond with me..

finallyfreemaria 0

lol FML? not really? at least you have a family.

_Vamp_ 9

I laughed so hard at this. This reminds me of my family trips minus the obese dog and daddy pube convo.

perdix 29

Buy some fresh Pringles, you cheapskate! The rest of it sounds awesome!

be glad that you have a family and they take you on trips