Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
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Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
VampObsessed 16
Why in God's name are you trying to get into Michigan?! All of us here are trying to get out!!
onorexveritas 24
it could have been one direction
TheyCallMeDamien 18
How old is your Mom?
Kai132 7
This is why i have an ipod, my mom does the same thing if we go anywhere
vigorblade 2
I actually forget sometimes that people still buy CDs. I don't miss the the days of carrying a clunky CD player and CDs around (especially for walks). On long road trips I always have a car adapter and an iPod packed with music for everyone, so no stopping for CD's ever necessary.
mattorama 15
YDI for two reasons. First, who the hell goes to MICHIGAN for spring break, and second, have you heard of these things called airplanes?
Mira Lux 26
# 185 Please think before you speak. I'm only referring to the 2nd one the airplane one. Maybe they didn't have enough money to take an airplane, or maybe they had pets and they didn't want to pay for pets, or maybe it a big family. When I went to Kansas city for a week long vacation, we had to take a 15 hour car ride.
hobojo69 23
I love Nicki Minaj but I couldn't listen to her for 17hours, also your mom shouldn't have bought the 3rd album because it only has 7 different songs on it the other like 15 are all on the 2nd one so it was sort of a waist of money
Moka96 7
Don't worry she'll eventually get bored of it and at least it wasn't with a dad with a broken leg for 21hrs, we had to stop every 2hrs.... But Michigan is a great place have fun! ( ^ω^ )
mokielove 10
I would take them all and throw them out the window. and say we do have a radio .
spankie533 8
Abort mission, abort mission!!!!