Transportation, Religion and Surprise: Witnessed

Witnessed

By heathen atheist - 17/09/2020 10:01

Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 02:00

Today, I impulsively cussed at a driver who was tailgating and honking at me. My mom, who is very religious and a school principal, was with me and it's extremely awkward between us now. Did I mention it's just the two of us on a week-long road trip? FML

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By fullyajar - 12/07/2021 11:01

Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 20:34 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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By wtf mom?! - 06/04/2019 12:00

Today, I completely lost it when I found out my mom was driving around with my 20-month-old daughter not sat in a car seat. She told me I was overreacting, and that everything was fine since she “prayed for a safe journey.” FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was in the Walmart parking lot listening to some music in my car and some lady comes up to me and say, “Boy, the music you listen to is so unholy, I think you need some Jesus in your life.” FML

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Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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By Sigh - 23/05/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML

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By heartbroken - 17/04/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 03:36 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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alex_jaguara 32

Thursday 17 September 2020 12:23

She might need a psychiatrist.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 September 2020 10:13

You should have repented quickly to pacify your mom. Then, after your trip, return to your sinful (aka, fun) ways.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 September 2020 10:13

You should have repented quickly to pacify your mom. Then, after your trip, return to your sinful (aka, fun) ways.

alex_jaguara 32

Thursday 17 September 2020 12:23

She might need a psychiatrist.

IHaveThePower 16

Monday 4 December 2023 6:05

Seconded. Extreme religious mania can be a symptom of mental health issues. This is...not really normal.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 17 September 2020 14:48

WOW Umm, so I wonder is she losing her mind or has a guilt complex 🤔

Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 17 September 2020 15:01

And this is supposed to win you over to her side? Way to go mom!!

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 17 September 2020 16:57

I would have just looked at her and laughed. Sorry to hear that.

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 17 September 2020 20:21

What did you sinners do?

FelVFelix 2

Thursday 26 May 2022 13:03

Cringe mom...super cringe

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