Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
Drummerboy529 3
Niki is a talentless artist. I could do half the shit she does with a push of a button
Sigil 11
Yet, you don't. She is making money, so why not push that button?
vic55jets 13
Why go north for spring break? It's called as heck here.
rattlers28 3
Stay strong, my son.
BrookieAnn 19
But starships were meant to fly so it's okay.
kiraleann 16
Who the hell goes to Michigan for spring break...
wvcheesehead1 9
Be careful, Detroit is do broke they are yanking people off of the streets ans selling them as sex slaves to rich people in the middle east... well that was my deficit reduction plan for them.
rattusrattus 19
It's not that bad. Mum, for some inexplicable nostalgia reason (she never liked them back in the 70s) got heavily into the Osmonds and other cheesy 70s songs a few years back. Nikki Minaj may not be my style but she's less glurgey and her bright colourful clothing and hair is cheering.
Donnie_Murray 8
Poor op
ni0ve 9
some people go skiing for spring break
Obey_StudBoii 23
Nothing wrong with some of Nicki Minaj music, some artists are different. There is however a problem with playing the same CD multiple times within an hour.