Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
jake2k11 3
People still buy CD's?
DisCreation 14
Ugh parents always tryin to be cool
kianaaa32 17
Who goes to Michigan on spring break?!
BlueStephanie21 3
Wooow. I feel so sorry for you. That is horrible punishment...and you didnt even do anything lol
chris_a7x 11
There's one thing to do... Crash the car.
AnimeBitch 14
Turn back around, it's not that great in Michigan -_- Our Autoshow is coolish.
WelcomeToAndale 13
You go to spring break with your mum?!
Snowcones 14
I'm sorry, but you're mom listens to shitty music. She should try music from her own generation. Way better :)
stargirl_95 24
*your. By the way, there was shitty music back in her generation too. We're just used to hearing The Beatles and Jimi Hendrix and we assume all the music was like that but trust me, when music back then was bad, it was REALLY bad.
knoxxx 22
Chuck the CDs out the window. Problem solved.
BrandiLush 31
I listen to South Park Mexican on my road trips....much classier music!