Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
Threnody666 19
Am I the only one that is wondering why in the world you would go to Michigan for spring break?
SoIsYourFace 4
I'm wondering why anyone would take their mom to spring break.
outoftown 27
27 - Sounds like mom is taking OP, not vice versa.
botanistjessica 24
Because not everyone is 18, probably.
Bennnncon 10
Not everyone likes being warm, I for one personally prefer being cold, the colder the better.
scottyrocks123 21
I ******* love Nicki Minaj. I know she has some songs like "stupid hoe" that are bad, but the rest are pretty good and catchy. At least hear me out.
fuzz97 23
naw dude, I think she honestly just has a terrible voice and should not sing most of her tracks have pretty dope beats though, so there's that
spliit_fml 8
NO
mimiminx 23
I heard you out and my opinion didn't change. She's still shit.
stargirl_95 24
"Good song" and "Nicki Minaj" do not belong in the same sentence. I'm sorry but I think that her music is vapid bubblegum nonsense.
doodlecloud 27
I don't normally advocate littering but seriously, just chuck them out the window when you're driving fast.
nichyournot 7
To ensure safety when jumping out the care tuck arms under legs and remember to try to roll
laurenlovesjb 20
It's
laurenlovesjb 20
Who's I didn't mean to comment at all! Thumb me down!!!! Sorry!
NotGabe 28
I mean... Muh-muh-muh-my... This pelican flew away.
noelasis94 18
Well you can always sing jimmy crack corn,Michael finnegan, ice ice baby, or you could Rick roll your roadie partner the choice is yours. Choose wisely young Jedi, and may the force be with you.
buckdharma 38
A Minaj a trois?
XistingPrince 9
First of all... Why would you go to Michigan for spring break! It's still snowing up here... And YDI you could have bought the CDs yourself instead of having your mom do that
mfelax9556 8
Seriously? Where do you live that you have to vacation to michigan? Northern canada?
ayewynn 6
Lol I live in Michigan and I agree. Nothing cool here happens in winter.
smb12346 17
It says South Carolina