PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Ray
🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
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dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
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Comments (147)
flamegrilled123 3
isn't that a good thing
CallMeHush 1
And he tells his friends that you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
felipe87 2
or a golf ball through a garden hose
Troll1 0
or my penis
Tempsey 0
Nice reference 24, I now owe you one jelly donut!
CelesteRenee93 0
seems like you have a great boyfriend there
drrumbe02 3
hey girl, i love your eyes
amazingdiva21 1
that's a compliment. he means he would love to see your body everyday and he's saying your good in bed. where's the FML there?
Troll1 0
or a squirrel
blo0_starZz 0
Um.. aren't you too young to know about this, haha?:p I should be the last to speak, though. I knew about it @ 7. Yeah :/
k_madison 0
It's either he thinks you are really great in bed or you are good at faking ******. Although someone's been watching **** too way much.. *coughyourBFcough*
DjeePee 25
You forgot about the fake boobs.
k_madison 0
yes, yes. that too.
jewels1877 0
That means that he thinks your fake orgasms are real! Congrats on fooling him. You should really pat yoruself on the back.
Troll1 0
...with his penis
rawrsofi 5
You would make one hell of a boyfriend
caitlin21holly 0
get a new boyfriend for sure!
Caz_the_Spaz 6
how sweet! (sarcasm)
Troll1 0
you don't HAVE to swallow
SeaChicken 0
I think it would be more like having a girlfriend.