By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 614
You deserved it 8 636

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.

dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny

Comments

And he tells his friends that you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

CelesteRenee93 0

seems like you have a great boyfriend there

amazingdiva21 1

that's a compliment. he means he would love to see your body everyday and he's saying your good in bed. where's the FML there?

blo0_starZz 0

Um.. aren't you too young to know about this, haha?:p I should be the last to speak, though. I knew about it @ 7. Yeah :/

k_madison 0

It's either he thinks you are really great in bed or you are good at faking ******. Although someone's been watching **** too way much.. *coughyourBFcough*

That means that he thinks your fake orgasms are real! Congrats on fooling him. You should really pat yoruself on the back.

rawrsofi 5

You would make one hell of a boyfriend

I think it would be more like having a girlfriend.