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Today, my husband started his midlife crisis with a bang, or rather several bangs, as he admitted that there are two women out there pregnant with his babies. Oh, and he quit his job to escape the daily grind. Oh, and he remortgaged the house to buy a truck so we could go cross country. FML
So file for a divorce, tell him he can keep the house, and go live your new single life.
Sounds like he’s ready to lose a wife too. He can recapture his youth by hitting the dating pool once again.