Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
My guess is that it hit the fan. Hire a hazmat team to clean up the mess. If you try using some contraption, you'll probably get shit-faced.
Broom handle with a rag on it maybe? Get creative. And for God’s sakes eat more fiber lol