Broom time

By juel - 20/02/2022 04:00

Today, after a particularly nasty bout of diarrhea, I somehow managed to get poop on the ceiling. I still don’t know how it ended up there, and I’m too short to reach it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 820
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My guess is that it hit the fan. Hire a hazmat team to clean up the mess. If you try using some contraption, you'll probably get shit-faced.

Broom handle with a rag on it maybe? Get creative. And for God’s sakes eat more fiber lol

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Broom handle with a rag on it maybe? Get creative. And for God’s sakes eat more fiber lol

My guess is that it hit the fan. Hire a hazmat team to clean up the mess. If you try using some contraption, you'll probably get shit-faced.

Nah, OP needs to go all in with a Rube Goldberg machine. Depending on its complexity and his mechanical prowess, worst case scenario he’ll end up with egg on his face.

It's a lot harder to build a good Rube Goldberg machine these days. You can't find midgets to be part of a contraption, and PETA will be all up your ass if you use animals in the process!

New goal in life, go for distance and/or height...

Damn… that’s one nasty one 😂