Health, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Broom time

Broom time

By juel - 20/02/2022 04:00

Today, after a particularly nasty bout of diarrhea, I somehow managed to get poop on the ceiling. I still don’t know how it ended up there, and I’m too short to reach it. FML

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You deserved it 140

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 20 February 2022 4:06

My guess is that it hit the fan. Hire a hazmat team to clean up the mess. If you try using some contraption, you'll probably get shit-faced.

Marcella1016 31

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Sunday 20 February 2022 4:02

Broom handle with a rag on it maybe? Get creative. And for God’s sakes eat more fiber lol

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Marcella1016 31

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Sunday 20 February 2022 4:02

Broom handle with a rag on it maybe? Get creative. And for God’s sakes eat more fiber lol

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 20 February 2022 4:06

My guess is that it hit the fan. Hire a hazmat team to clean up the mess. If you try using some contraption, you'll probably get shit-faced.

Marcella1016 31

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Sunday 20 February 2022 17:13

Nah, OP needs to go all in with a Rube Goldberg machine. Depending on its complexity and his mechanical prowess, worst case scenario he’ll end up with egg on his face.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 20 February 2022 17:23

It's a lot harder to build a good Rube Goldberg machine these days. You can't find midgets to be part of a contraption, and PETA will be all up your ass if you use animals in the process!