PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Ray
🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
rends 0
dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
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Comments (147)
Troll1 0
WIN^
Sorrows 5
Agreed.
UnanomousGurl 0
Itz not his fault theres nothing sweet to say about u, YDI!
samadams42 0
All of your comments make me want to cook a baby and shove it down ur throat.
UnanomousGurl 0
LOL i joke around but i seriouzly do get annoyed by girls dat complain so much about their bfz yet dey stay with them, they LIKE IT!
samadams42 0
LAWLFEST! but no sometimes ur comments hurt my feelings.. jk
Doortje 30
Your grammar makes my head hurt. Among other body parts.
UnanomousGurl 0
U are anoyinn me 2
Sirin_fml 47
Can we take our time when typing comments, please? Text language is not permitted in the comments section.
samadams42 0
Hey... too baf
UnanomousGurl 0
Umm this is actually the first time but ok
Sirin_fml 47
Check your email records. ;-)
iloveboyswittats 10
What's wrong with being told you're good at sex? Sex is important in a relationship. If the sex sucks the relationship eventually falls apart. I think OP just needs to quit complaining.
random_name2 1
So....why are you going out with him in the first place? YDI
DROzer 0
yup you deserve it! have sum respect for yo self
Djlj 1
Is his name matt?
DjeePee 25
'in my opinion, a realationship can work perfectly well without sex :)' I pity your future partner. Good sex makes people a lot more happy.
jeffdubya 0
Take a compliment and shut the pie hole.
mintcar 10
Why the hell are you complaining? YOU chose him.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Did you ask if that was because you're so good at faking it? That would have put him in his place!