FML : Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department...

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Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

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You deserved it

By KBBL - / Wednesday 12 March 2014 16:02 / Canada - Edmonton

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By brianlarkin | 7

#5883297 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:45

Your boss is either disorganized, has a bad memory or is just an idiot

By lonkite101 | 14

#5883290 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:41

Looks like you're gonna get far with your company.

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By magicman13 | 9

#5883289 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:41

Be more likeable

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J215B | 31

#5883371 - Thursday 13 March 2014 12:09

More like memorable

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J3R3MYY | 14

#5883437 - Thursday 13 March 2014 01:26

Just don't be a kiss ass brown nosing employee, we don't like your kind around here.

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unjustlychicken | 10

#5883473 - Thursday 13 March 2014 02:46

well we dont like your eyebrows either

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FitForFun | 11

#5883481 - Thursday 13 March 2014 02:57

I don't think he should be more like able, he should ride under the radar and work his butt off to take the bosses job, cause they can't stop what they don't see coming.

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NinjaDitto623 | 14

#5883562 - Thursday 13 March 2014 05:14

#33, We don't like your kind on FML.

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thefastnfuryass | 14

#5883959 - Thursday 13 March 2014 07:05

More like who put this guy in charge of the company if he doesn't know who the supervisors are under him.

By lonkite101 | 14

#5883290 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:41

Looks like you're gonna get far with your company.

By drumguy218 | 11

#5883292 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:41

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

By chabelo | 10

#5883296 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:44

act like a boss!

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Rallred32 | 20

#5884945 - Friday 14 March 2014 10:39

Yeah, and ask Sandra out!

By brianlarkin | 7

#5883297 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:45

Your boss is either disorganized, has a bad memory or is just an idiot

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LeFrogDog | 27

#5883472 - Thursday 13 March 2014 02:46

@5, the boss might be all three.

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NoMore_CoolNames | 14

#5883483 - Thursday 13 March 2014 03:00

Or OP is just really forgettable

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inner_peace | 19

#5883567 - Thursday 13 March 2014 05:19

Or all of the above

By drumguy218 | 11

#5883298 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:45

your boss probably think your co worker is hot (is shes a woman)

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Axipiter | 24

#5883311 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:52

Your logic is impeccable.

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Lanker | 17

#5883324 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 11:08

#14 so is his grammar.

By ThomasBombadil | 31

#5883300 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:47

Bummer.

By extrasnipes | 22

#5883301 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:48

Buddy be honest it's a rare moment the boss knows what you do or even your name in companies

By Izabushel | 65

#5883302 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:48

Does your coworker have nicer legs or something?

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Rallred32 | 20

#5884947 - Friday 14 March 2014 10:40

OP, is a guy, so hopefully yes, unless OPs coworker is a guy too.

By dawood_k | 25

#5883303 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:48

Maybe you did something... Watch your back!!!

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