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  PurpleRae420  |  0

What a douche

  arianylas  |  3

Ugh, what an asshole. You're there making out with him, and all he wants is a blow job.
Just say "sure honey, why don't we make it a 69, so I get mine too?"
Everyone wins!

  TheJester12  |  15

apparantly women don't understand the concept of " blue balls" . if you're gonna make out with the guy at least help him out. he's right, it ain't gonna suck itself :p

  DjeePee  |  24

If I was OP I would have said: "You're right, honey, you may start immediately with eating me out if you're so impatient!" Or I would have laughed and opened his pants. As long as he does something in return, this isn't a FML neither a YDI.

  JayBear14  |  11

Marlyn Manson had a couple of his ribs removed if I am correct so he would be able to bend down and give himself a blowjob. I think thats what the boyfriend should do :)