Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
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journeytotheend
| 16
Mail them to him
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cuppycakeslove
| 20
Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)
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By
iipinkette
| 16
Atleast he didn't put the Doritos bag back...?
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thatkidhesh
| 11
I wonder whether he was intentionally trying to give them that delicious nacho scent.
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meihua
| 19
If there were any left... How stale would they be?
How often would OP's brother be getting some? ~_~
How often would OP's brother be getting some? ~_~
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thatkidhesh
| 11
pretty stale and pretty often. guessing those are the answers to your questions.
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journeytotheend
| 16
Mail them to him
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Damian95
| 16
But put them in a bag of Lays so that way he won't expect ANYTHING to be in it.
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AnthonyWheeler15
| 24
You win all of the awards
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ositoakaluis
| 16
18 OP needs to take it a step further and put some lays chips on top so that OP brother won't expect anything
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thatkidhesh
| 11
there are some people who would have used the doritos bag. thank goodness hes being safe the conventional way.
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archnarquibquib
| 21
#32- and they have bag re-sealers now!
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Michele2luv
| 8
The question is . . .were there any left?
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Branflakes78
| 13
what?
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Dewoe
| 18
OP said the bag was full, please read carefully before commenting
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soupermeal
| 10
its because all the condoms were used 20...
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feelingold
| 18
um...I think 3 means were there any Doritos left? Thinking with your stomach where the rest of FML readers are thinking with their dicks.
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Michele2luv
| 8
Yep, was referring to the chips but whatevs
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feelingold
| 18
less Nacho Cheese than Cock Cheese.
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Melix
| 31
She meant if there were Doritos left in the bag
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SleeplessBeauty
| 12
At least he gloved it :)
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jamsie_fml
| 17
Yeah, cuming in the bag would have been worse...
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Pesticides
| 19
yeah, I'd rather have a child than a sticky Doritos bag!
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buckstop1
| 37
I keep my "gloves" in an empty pack of Ice Breakers then throw it away so no one suspects a thing.
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
It's the new Nacho Skeet flavor.
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aeonsoul
| 12
Ugh boys -_-
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Pesticides
| 19
of course, now every guy has a Doritos bag full of used condoms under their bed now. right?
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JFurr
| 9
It's more disgusting if the bag was a Cool Ranch bag.
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cuppycakeslove
| 20
Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)
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beachbum561fla
| 14
What she said!
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Willisbosh
| 5
That would be the sickest joke ever
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Cristian89
| 29
That's a good one!
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lennelleong
| 33
Did it explain the wonky smell in his room?
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little_one
| 20
Yeah leaving a bunch of used condoms to rot under his bed would make the place smell rank.
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GRubi
| 17
Sounds like he unlocked the bold