PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Ray
🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
rends 0
dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
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Comments (147)
redbluegreen 41
Sex is merely a part of a relationship, but it doesn't define it. I agree with Keevarou and sourgirl. If this is the "sweetest" thing your boyfriend has ever told you, you should either bring this up with him or find someone else, but that would be too obvious.
missmadii 0
my boyfriend told me the same thing, yet it wasn't the "sweetest" thing he's ever told me so fyl.
djewel6 0
your bf thinks your a hottie which is a compliment and keevarou shut the f up you bloody fag!!
knewt14 0
I bet you would you busty ****
stillnotaredhead 10
my husband doesn't feel sex is important and our marriage is on the rocks because of it!!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
I totally agree with you!! Very refreshing to see this thought come from a man. sex is a SMALL part of a relationship. if my husband ever compared me to a **** star I would seriously have to rethink my marriage! I'm a human being with feelings, dreams and plans. NOT a pumped up sex machine that degrades myself by having sex for money or where a million people can watch. Sex is supposed to be sacred between a man and a woman. In my very humble opinion. I recognize not everyone will agree with me. But I for one applaud Kevaroo for having morals!!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
*Keevarou sorry I misspelled your name >.<
cheerchica1496 0
ahaha, ouuch!
alltimelow555 0
you shoud dump him and get a better bf
hollylollyxoxo 0
why shouldn't she stand up for it? sounds like you just described the exact opposite...