PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Ray
🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
rends 0
dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
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Comments (147)
sourgirl101 29
A girl that knows how to take a dick? What a sweet sugar talker you got there.
smashgrab 0
We want a demo vid. Then we can tell you if your bf is right OP.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
DjeePee's profile picture reminds me of the chick from Heavenly Sword.... just saying
figmo 0
your bf, who is your choice, tried hard to give you a very sweet compliment. b/c he didn't do well, you choose to bitch. FhisL
InnocentLies 0
Most guys aren't food with words.. or compliments. Yup. :)
mmmonique 6
Yes, he probably didn't express it in the right way, but take it as a compliment. You turn him on and know how to put on a show! Nothing wrong with that! Hell, I'd be stoked!
kingtz 6
Why is this even an FML? He obviously meant out as a compliment...
life_hates_you 0
So, you're good at faking it? Ask him if that's what he meant, he'll probably take it as an insult, but that's what came out of his mouth. So 1) you'll be looking for a new boyfriend and won't have to fake it anymore, or 2) he'll be more careful how he words things. Either way, you win!
tbonea1990 0
that's a complement
sourgirl101 29
Iloveboys, there's nothing wrong with being told you're good, even great at sex. That's not what was said. He compared her to a "**** star" which she might have taken as an insult since there's a negative stigma behind the meaning as someone that's only good at *******, and nothing else. DjeePee, I agree that sex makes a happier relationship. I believe you and I think very similar when it comes to sex from your past comments. kinky(: Keevarou, yes, sex could destroy a relationship if you don't have the same viewpoint about it. If you don't share the same sexual drive then who you're with, then it's doomed. Example, your nymphos. The only way you'll be able to be in a sexless relationship is if "both" of you never want to have sex (good luck with that). And AvengedSevenFolds! Hell Ya! love that band!(: