By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
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So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.

dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny

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Why ouch? I think thats a nice compliment.

ouch because she wanted first post so she typed in something quickly.

Wow - you've clearly never met one in real life. I know a few, and they're generally quite nice people. You have to remember they're acting in those films.

Yeah they are nice when you "get to know them"

Pics or GTFO! haha joking

Okay, #73, you're a fuckwit, and should probably do some research before you start speaking in other people's stead. Your post was full of generalisations and personal views, but those aside, it's not good for their health? Are you fucking kidding me? The reputable porn industries in the western world have regular STD screenings and believe it or not, practice safe sex. That doesn't necessarily mean condoms are used (though they are plenty of the time) but it does mean safe sex. So how about you figure out what the fuck you're talking about next time before subjecting the rest of us to your whining, self-important tosh?

Actually, Boners there has a decent point. (I know, I'm shocked, too) The fact is, the porn industry is just another place to make money, one way or another. You say it's "disgusting, disrespectful, a disgrace." Sanitary workers, bed pan cleaners, and garbage men do pretty much the same kind of thing you describe. Yet, they're paid. Some, actually, in great amounts. So what's to say someone can't sell their bodies for a pay check? They have no quarrels with it apparently, it's perfectly legal, and they're required by their employers to be healthy and well groomed. A thought, from something I read once. Sex is accepted a human norm between two beings. Murder, is a horrendous act between two beings. Yet the slightest showing of sex in public eye (Games, movies, TV) is banned and/or ridiculed. Murder, on the other hand, is entirely perfect to watch. "...What?" P.S: I gave a +1 to everyone but you, Mimi. Why? Because most likely those -1 that I saw were from you. Jack ass.

Mimi, last time I checked there are men in the industry too. Are they degrading themselves? Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, but don't shove it in my face. I get that enough from KaySL.

Mimi: quit trolling, bitch. Know why I think you're trolling? Because you're fucking shit at concealing it. Not just because when your one- and lop-sided arguments against women in porn are demolished, you still whine on with the same views, the only difference being that you have no arguments left and thus are even more grating on my virtual ears. So shut the fuck up, really, trust me on this one, you don't want to continue down this tiresome path, so give it up before someone calls out the dogs on you. Doc, I thought you liked it when I humped your face?

You mad?

she is furious :D!

This argument is getting completely ridiculous.

Can I just ask how this all relates to #1's comment? Funnily enough, just because a reply button exists, doesn't mean you have to use it, ladies and gentlemen.

#77, you really believe that none of them have STDs? Even w/ the screenings, there's room for error.. nothing's fool-proof. I'd bet that a large handful of them have STDs

Betty, you're an idiot, for two reasons: 1. You're being outright deceptive by claiming I said none had any. Nowhere did I say that, and you know it full well. Do you also believe just because condoms can fail, that there's no point using them and that they're evil? No, don't answer that, because... 2. You must be blind not to have noticed that two posts above you, it was made pretty fucking clear that ass-fuckings would be handed out if we kept bitching, therefore... I'm out.

so that means your hot then ...... Nice

wow.. I'm kind in love with you

You are severely biased and opinionated. Aside from that you are attempting to force opinion as fact. Structuring your sentences would be a good step towards people actually giving a shit.

heh. sucks for you

So are you a Jenna Jamenson or a Nicole Richie?

why suck?! It's a freaking compliment, that OP is awesome in bed. i'll never complain to that.

So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.

Erm, yeah, I didn't read that quite right. Forget about the $ bills. Unless there's porn that includes that too. I wouldn't know, I'm an innocent girl that's never watched porn.

So you never watch your own work? Probably smart.

Yeah, I'm a little less of a workaholic than you are Doc. I would never put a picture of my work as a profile pic.

dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny

as a porn star.

Agreed, he just gave you a great idea. Follow your destiny, you'd be good at it

That's good. He's telling you your great at sex. Major compliment!

how would he know she is great at sex? O_o

by having sex duh?

um maybe because he is her BOYFRIEND and actually HAD sex with her??? Oh my god.

babygurl, do your parents know you're an idiot?

How long has he been your boyfriend? If it's been a while, maybe you shouldn't date someone who seems too self-absorbed to ever compliment his girlfriend.

... Maybe she doesn't want to hear his compliments. I wouldn't judge the boyfriend too quickly, OP seems a bit winy.

Well atleast you know your good in that department!

Well with the economy the way it is, it never hurts to have a plan B.

That's not so bad . . . unless he's into snuff films.

isn't that a good thing