FML : Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises...

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 February 2011 06:17 / United States

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By howslife123 | 0

#2100305 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:12

that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers

By SeaChicken | 0

#2100257 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:05

Thats ehh pretty disturbing?

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By SeaChicken | 0

#2100257 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:05

Thats ehh pretty disturbing?

kofinater | 3

#2101869 - Sunday 20 February 2011 0:41

He's a better listener than your husband because he was jacking off to the sound of your voice...

wendyyyy | 0

#2102258 - Sunday 20 February 2011 2:32

very disturbing...

FarSide | 22

#2102275 - Sunday 20 February 2011 2:40

Ok. message me your number!

dancingxthexmoon | 0

#2102799 - Sunday 20 February 2011 8:28

0-0 what. don't you have friends? why the fuck would you talk to some creeper..usually when people are lonely, they go to their friends to talk and spend the time.

Canuck13 | 12

#2108374 - Monday 21 February 2011 20:52

That is one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Just don't start creeping your creeper or that will enter a whole new level of weirdness.

By Lufferkinz | 0

#2100260 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:05

Maybe you two should hook up.

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2102083 - Sunday 20 February 2011 1:32

Nice blue waffle.

takeapieandrun | 9

#2102312 - Sunday 20 February 2011 2:49

I agree

By jewjewB | 0

#2100267 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:06

wow your desperate he could be a stalker

Sodahpop | 0

#2100658 - Saturday 19 February 2011 17:43

duhh he is numb nuts

By jazziness | 12

#2100271 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:07

why wouldn't u just talk to your husband?

missy1228 | 2

#2100818 - Saturday 19 February 2011 18:36

that's war I thought

DearlyBeloved20 | 3

#2100934 - Saturday 19 February 2011 19:29

Cause apparently the stalker is a better listener

By Sorrows | 5

#2100273 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:07

Not totally creepy at all ..

yesiyes | 0

#2100719 - Saturday 19 February 2011 17:58

nope

By Doortje | 28

#2100276 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:08

There must've been other people you could've talked to. Why on earth would you go to such a creep? For all you know he could be dangerous. If you really felt that lonely you need help OP.

knowthyturtle | 0

#2100761 - Saturday 19 February 2011 18:13

sometimes its nice to get to know ur stalker

Doortje | 28

#2101152 - Saturday 19 February 2011 20:29

Is that your personal experience? Do you want to share it with us?

By tylerjs12 | 0

#2100282 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:08

ha rapist i bet

By Brayden93 | 0

#2100289 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:09

What if the creepy guy is her husband in disguise!

atomheartm_fml | 0

#2100331 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:17

Exactly what I was thinking, maybe it IS her husband!

AndelleRae | 9

#2100469 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:50

I thought the same thing, too.

By howslife123 | 0

#2100305 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:12

that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers

By seximexi911 | 10

#2100307 - Saturday 19 February 2011 16:12

whoa I know there's someone else you can talk to. I'm pretty sure a few people on here will say " message me if you need someone to talk to..." but not if you keep talking to the creeper haha it kind of sends the wrong vibes

shannonreneee | 11

#2101637 - Saturday 19 February 2011 23:10

Why would anyone offer to help her without knowing her? That's stupid logic and I doubt she would take advice from a person with the username "seximexi"...