PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Ray
🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
rends 0
dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
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Comments (147)
Spaser 0
from a fellow Texan i would never do that to my girlfriend.
psychokitty1622 0
go you!
amdnivram 1
lame ass response, stop being such a tool
ohSNAPyall 27
106 you sound like a virgin.
Mitch_Connor 11
If I were your boyfriend, I'd NEVER let you go. This isn't an FML as much as it is as her boyfriend's life rocks
underguarded 20
This isn't a bad thing...
underguarded 20
Everyone agree to disagree. I personally love sex. I'd never leave someone cause they wanted sex to much. there is a fine between lust and love. And OP has nothing to really complain about. a lot of sweet moments happen during or after Sex because you just bonded with someone you care about. My boyfriend said the same thing to me. it just means you totally rock their world. nothing more then that.
oldenuff2party 3
u should prove him right
folgy 10
how can you be in a relationship without sex obviesly you wait till your ready to do so but it shoulb be somthing to bring you closer together and actully may sound stupid but open up more and get to know one another better so sex isnt a bad thing dude you just have had bad experiences
HomeAl0ne 20
Correct reply is "Oh, I tried that and used to make a good living, but after the umpteenth anal gang bang with some random bunch of guys, well, let's say that the bottom just fell out of the market"