PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Ray
🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
rends 0
dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
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Comments (147)
something224 6
Total Complement!
DearlyBeloved20 3
The way I understood it was that she's upset because that's the only compliment he's ever given her. If the only thing he has ever complimented her on is sex then yeah that does kind of suck. It kind of makes you question the reason why he even wants to be with her.
legendary242 5
that's an awesome compliment
iiiiiiiirediiiii 0
You should film yourself having an orgy with girls and give it to him as a birthday gift :)
Picking_Kuppies 0
@People saying it's an actual compliment: How is saying "I see you as nothing but a sex object" a compliment?
athos1237 4
Well make the best of it. Make some videos, make some money, and show them to him when he wants to have sex. Tell him you're too tired from f**king all day and he can just jack off watching you get laid. LOL!
mrdaddy 0
Good one athos I like your take on it.
Daederoth 10
What a mean pants your boy friend is. What are you doing Saturday night? =)
towisd420 0
but that's kinda hawt, no? I mean you like it. Dont you? Heh heh or FYL. Too bad you cant make no videos while you're at it. ;p
tboudre 0
****** A! what's your number?
lolitaababy 0
lmaoo
MaliciousMel 1
It's Emilie Autumn