PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Ray
🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
rends 0
dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
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Comments (147)
jintin 0
make sure he did not made any movie of u
emochild234 0
it actullay depend on witch way u look at it it could mean he realy likes ur body or just want to **** u
gabeloz 0
thats not an fml...thats a ilml (i love my life)
co0ki3monster 1
Hah, What'd you expect? He's a guy.
life_sucks_screw 0
ive been told that to its just a way of saying damn your hot but it is still disrespectful.
JRS2006 0
How is that a FML?? That's a ******* compliment...
jbevan1997 1
dump him dump him now he is in no way worth your time a bf is supposed to treat you like a princess
jbevan1997 1
dump him dump him now he is in no way worth your time a bf is supposed to treat you like a princess
Kiirst_mt1994 26
This can be good and bad, firstly bad because if this is the sweetest compliment he's given you then what the hell? Good because depending on what type of person you are, you can take it as a good thing!
blackman100 20
Thats pretty sweet, sooo....