By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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I hope you made him a sandwich.

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own fucking sandwich.

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I hope you made him a sandwich.

Agreed. That man sounds like he needs a sandwich.

And not just any sandwich.

Stop being a little cunt and make him a sandwhich. That's all your good for

shoulda got him the sandvich

if you didnt make him a sandwich he should beat you up again

LOL this is totally epic. I hope you made him a nice juicy sandwich later!!

Best #1 post ever. Oh and if you make him that sandwich, he might even let you suck his dick after.

i wonder if i'm the only girl that agrees with this thread lol

I really, really hope not....

I hope he got his sandwich....

You'd better not be reading these replies when you could be making him a sandwich right now.

give him a cock meat sandwich

You damn well better have made that sandwich.

a cockmeat sandwich? XD Your bf is hilarious, learn to appreciate his sense of humor.

lol, your bf is funny as hell! 192: you're not alone! :D

look on the bright side... he's going to put some white sticky substance on it... I'd like some mayo on my sandwich too pls! x]

women need to stay in the kitchen

Wow, only 1 or 2 replies without the word or another spelling of the word "sandwich". Unless I'm wrong.

guy with a sense of humor I'd lmao if that happened to me

while you're at it, make me a sandwich.

telling a woman to make you a sandwich or get back in the kitchen stopped being funny years ago. retards. makes you so cool that you disrespect women. one of two things are true... A. you can't get laid, or B. your woman is cheating on you right now.

and you should grow some balls on ur chin seeing as ur forhead is taken by a bellend and go make me a sandwich... no... make that 2 sammiches !

Get a sense of humor.

A sandwich made with jellyfish jelly..

#207 I do believe that means that OP would need the certain physical requirements to give him that. But he could always give her one.

Owned! He's funny!

#3 yeah that is really funny but he should probably make it himself i wonder if he believes rule 34

Believes? It's a RULE, it's a FACT!

Rule 34 is positively undeniable. All other rules can be questioned, but #34 is FACT!

except for Yotsuba girl. She's off limits.

Well you can't Rule 34, Rule 34...

It's already happened.

Haha, he's hilarious. OP: I love your boyfriend, haha

ahahahahah WIN! He's either insane or really hungry

ha ha ha! wat a legend!!!

rofl ur bf is win

youtube.com/sandwich-making Oh, that must be a porn site!

That's totally something my boyfriend would do XD

what? that's just really sweet and funny!

that's just awesome he=win

hahaha, def try that

What are you, retarded? Her boyfriend is probably a /b/tard. Any self respecting /b/tard would be able to tell if she was sending him a link to that. Plus, 2girls1cup is HILARIOUS. I don't why anyone would think that it's "disgusting" or whatever. Sure, I would HATE to have shit in my mouth but watching other people with shit in their mouth almost made me die laughing (literally, I have asthma =[ )

Rules 1 & 2, newfag

Rules 1 & 2 only applies to raids newfag

You sir, are and idiot :)