By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 112
You deserved it 7 017

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Maybe while he watches porn, you can find a new boyfriend.

every1luvsboners 11

Who doesn't watch porn? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't masturbate? A liar.

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DasVolkswagen 1

lmafo

2 girls 1 cup was okay I guess. Now 1 man, 1 jar, that shit was terrifyingly erotic. Kinky indeed my friend.

KiddNYC1O 20

Snuff is wack.

LiveLaughFML 10

you can't blame the man. porn doesn't argue or complain. if your brother told his porn collection he liked you better then it likes them, they wouldn't start a fuss.

LiveLaughFML 10

*boyfriend not brother..whoops auto correct!

40, Changing your comment to "boyfriend" makes a little more sense but still not sure what you're trying to say. :P 13, I've only heard rumors about that 2 girls1 cup film. Never interested in seeing it. I don't understand people that would want to. Why??? Blah!

#74 Curiosity maybe? I had never heard of the rumors and I just watched it out of curiosity because somebody mentioned it on a previous thread on FML.... Well, curiosity is not always a good thing...

skata 4

13- terrifyingly erotic?!? those two words should never be used together in a sentence. btw, seen 1 girl 1 horse? now THAT was kinky. *sarcasm*

I freaked out when I seen that only phrase I can say is " I hate my friends"

HowAreYouToday 34

I saw that film too... Let's just say that going to the bathroom will never be the same

Confuciussay 6

93 - Do you even know what "Hooah" means?

Haha what a great guy.

If he loves porn so much.. Why doesn't he just have sex with you?

KiddNYC1O 20

Ask that to op not #3. ^

hmm Idk lemme call him up and ask him?

flockz 19

sex between a person named "teehee" and a man referred to as "ace".... hold on let me get my popcorn.

What a great guy? Try great girlfriend. He gets to watch porn!

Soo watch it together? I don't really see a problem here:p

59- Or just make their own. THEN watch that together. Double winning!

If they got a friend to join in as well, it could be triple winning

Glitterhinoceros 14

He's a keeper.

Damn, the standards to be someone's boyfriend have done a freakin 180

chane1100 6

#5 marry me?:) lol

So is she haha

I hope OP means her ex boy friend.. Honestly I don't get why girls stick Around for douchey guys like that.. Or I hope OPs bf was joking.. Even so bad joke..

SaniK 17

You're an idiot :(

Maybe while he watches porn, you can find a new boyfriend.

Give him a new video to add to his collection ;)

Good idea lol

Llama_Face89 33

/facepalm eloquent....

crispy174 7

Is he right?

Well probably! :)

No, I think he is definitely left.

Let him get some new porn while you get a new boyfriend!

every1luvsboners 11

Who doesn't watch porn? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't masturbate? A liar.

MichellinMan 20

Damn right, boners.

True that. Everyone likes boners, even girls, at the right time of course...

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Boners I love you sorry I though u were fake I was just unsure, you are my favorite fml commenter

_daniellesays_ 10

I actually don't :/ ..however I know if I were a guy I totally would, it's just different to me I guess haha

every1luvsboners 11

Danielle, no need to lie. We're not here to ridicule or belittle you. I did hear that you were at one time the master debater.

I'm not going to lie, I have masturbated before, but honestly it doesn't satisfy me at all. I have used several toys, but nothing it just leaves me in a very horny state sex is way better. the touch and feel and foreplay during is my major turn on

ikickgingers 15

Works better than ambien.

leemurcat 5

If you don't like to masturbate then you're probably doing it wrong. Watch some porn, they'll show you how to get it done (;

Guido25897 4

Do what #4 said and then tell him to press alt + F4 right when he's in the middle of one.