By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 054
You deserved it 7 005

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Maybe while he watches porn, you can find a new boyfriend.

Who doesn't watch porn? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't masturbate? A liar.

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2 girls 1 cup was okay I guess. Now 1 man, 1 jar, that shit was terrifyingly erotic. Kinky indeed my friend.

Snuff is wack.

you can't blame the man. porn doesn't argue or complain. if your brother told his porn collection he liked you better then it likes them, they wouldn't start a fuss.

*boyfriend not brother..whoops auto correct!

40, Changing your comment to "boyfriend" makes a little more sense but still not sure what you're trying to say. :P 13, I've only heard rumors about that 2 girls1 cup film. Never interested in seeing it. I don't understand people that would want to. Why??? Blah!

#74 Curiosity maybe? I had never heard of the rumors and I just watched it out of curiosity because somebody mentioned it on a previous thread on FML.... Well, curiosity is not always a good thing...

13- terrifyingly erotic?!? those two words should never be used together in a sentence. btw, seen 1 girl 1 horse? now THAT was kinky. *sarcasm*

I freaked out when I seen that only phrase I can say is " I hate my friends"

HowAreYouToday 34

I saw that film too... Let's just say that going to the bathroom will never be the same

93 - Do you even know what "Hooah" means?

Haha what a great guy.

If he loves porn so much.. Why doesn't he just have sex with you?

Ask that to op not #3. ^

hmm Idk lemme call him up and ask him?

sex between a person named "teehee" and a man referred to as "ace".... hold on let me get my popcorn.

What a great guy? Try great girlfriend. He gets to watch porn!

Soo watch it together? I don't really see a problem here:p

59- Or just make their own. THEN watch that together. Double winning!

If they got a friend to join in as well, it could be triple winning

Damn, the standards to be someone's boyfriend have done a freakin 180

#5 marry me?:) lol

So is she haha

I hope OP means her ex boy friend.. Honestly I don't get why girls stick Around for douchey guys like that.. Or I hope OPs bf was joking.. Even so bad joke..

You're an idiot :(

Maybe while he watches porn, you can find a new boyfriend.

Give him a new video to add to his collection ;)

Good idea lol

Well probably! :)

No, I think he is definitely left.

Let him get some new porn while you get a new boyfriend!

Who doesn't watch porn? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't masturbate? A liar.

Damn right, boners.

True that. Everyone likes boners, even girls, at the right time of course...

Boners I love you sorry I though u were fake I was just unsure, you are my favorite fml commenter

I actually don't :/ ..however I know if I were a guy I totally would, it's just different to me I guess haha

Danielle, no need to lie. We're not here to ridicule or belittle you. I did hear that you were at one time the master debater.

I'm not going to lie, I have masturbated before, but honestly it doesn't satisfy me at all. I have used several toys, but nothing it just leaves me in a very horny state sex is way better. the touch and feel and foreplay during is my major turn on

Works better than ambien.

If you don't like to masturbate then you're probably doing it wrong. Watch some porn, they'll show you how to get it done (;

Do what #4 said and then tell him to press alt + F4 right when he's in the middle of one.