Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor, and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist, or an exorcist. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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evilplatypus 39
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
TylerAnderson98 10
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
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Comments (274)
websphere69 27
I would definitely refrain from kind of experimentation on your own, and I would check and see if there is a local paranormal grouo that could possibly help you.
stormchaser24 24
Try to get some EVPs, and record it. Then call TAPS.
Soniye 14
Have you learned NOTHING from the movies ! D: recording usually makes it worse -.-'
cieloalicia 16
Confront your landlord, then do some research on the place.
nortwdschick 25
Agree. Landlord "technically" is responsible for anything that goes wrong in the apartment, whether it be plumbing problems or ghost problems.
joopjoop 19
im pretty sure they are supposed to disclose if anyone died in the place also
exlexx 12
boogieman is comming to eat you up.
noobsatin 19
set up cameras and make your own paranormal movie. make money off it.
Soniye 14
If he survives long enough to make it...
azwethinkweiz87 11
That is freaky. I would never be able to sleep in that apartment. Or be alone in that apartment. Or be anywhere near that apartment!
bigbob661 3
Yeah but you are very pretty!
buckdharma 38
Maybe you could try to contact the last person to rent... or maybe you already did!
firstbasemaster 15
It seems like everything can see or sense ghosts but humans
grghillis96 15
Got salt?
Keith1212 4
Hasn't Eddie Murphy thought you anything ? " When there's a ghost in the house, get the **** out"
Enslaved 38
According to Murphy, only white folks would stay. :P