By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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cuntfacekillah 5

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

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kendallhi 9

well now you have a real reason to steal her man

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bubble25_fml 5

op might as well have fun with the guy since she's already paying for the crime

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katieebug 0

Maybe if she sees you with a boyfriend she'll be less paranoid? Good luck... and beware, she's probably watching you... o_O

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luis420 0

ILY SHELBY DUCKER 4810 :)

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enonymous 8

Ghetto girls get all the men these days

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katiekatie412 4

18 - She'll be even less paranoid if she sees OP with a girlfriend...

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mlebethbear 0

that's stinks:( im sorry!

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garrettsgirl 0

there is one way to make friends....

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schaflava 0

ghettogirl eh? I'd be worried you might steal my shit not my husband wait I'm a man

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supermankisses 1

Steal and get shot. That's how we do it in Texas. :)

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garrettsgirl 0

is that better for you 66?

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blanquito 1

I just saw an episode of law and order that started like this

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ArentICute 0

Then get a boyfriend, invite her over to supper then BAM- suspicions gone.

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zendaddy0 0

get a boyfriend or convince her your lesbo

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zendaddy0 0

then hit her with a mallet

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GrahamAker 3

steal and get stabbed/shot by hidden weapons. That's how we roll in Florida.

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Lumenoire 0

50, OP's sexiness makes her sexy parties 200x better.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

"These days"? Seems like a long term problem starting waybackwhen...

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cuntfacekillah 5

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

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goshpeople 4

Insecure, very likely, but what if her husband is really attracted to "ghetto girls", and she knows it?

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OkayImSorry 0

And apparently she's a ghetto gurl for life so I don't think anythings changing soon.

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Awsumuzzie 12

56, do what the first word in your user name is and try and make sense please.

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proxxX069069 7

lol true that trifling ghetto girls these days making there Slutty moves!

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Awsumuzzie 12

88, Julie? 91, understood. Thanks for having Mercy on my brain cells.

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t765234 10

You can't "do" mercy, mercy is a noun not a verb, so why don't you HAVE mercy and learn correct grammar.

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1215116a 14

130, haha that's why I didn't understand it. -_-

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Josh67 1

but imagine what would happen if she got caught by the crazy lady... hmmmm... not a good idea

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green_eggs_and_h 0

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

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youliketacos 0

Or get some guns and clean them everytime she watches you.

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t765234 10

Or get some guns and shoot at her house every time she looks at you.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

131- Great idea. Try and kill your new neighbors, that'll get Op what they want. A nice quiet steel cage with 3 square meals a day...

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SuckItTrolls 7

Well she is a woman. What do you expect.

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mismonroe 0

Might as well give her a reason to be paranoid.

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mrrudy1972 3

sexy one aren't you

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proxxX069069 7

I would say soo :D agreeing with her, give her something to be paranoid about !

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