By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 030
You deserved it 3 168

Same thing different taste

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cuntfacekillah 5

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

green_eggs_and_h 0

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

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well now you have a real reason to steal her man

op might as well have fun with the guy since she's already paying for the crime

katieebug 0

Maybe if she sees you with a boyfriend she'll be less paranoid? Good luck... and beware, she's probably watching you... o_O

luis420 0
enonymous 8

Ghetto girls get all the men these days

katiekatie412 4

18 - She'll be even less paranoid if she sees OP with a girlfriend...

mlebethbear 0
garrettsgirl 0

there is one way to make friends....

schaflava 0

ghettogirl eh? I'd be worried you might steal my shit not my husband wait I'm a man

supermankisses 1

Steal and get shot. That's how we do it in Texas. :)

garrettsgirl 0
blanquito 1

I just saw an episode of law and order that started like this

Then get a boyfriend, invite her over to supper then BAM- suspicions gone.

zendaddy0 0

get a boyfriend or convince her your lesbo

zendaddy0 0

steal and get stabbed/shot by hidden weapons. That's how we roll in Florida.

Lumenoire 0

50, OP's sexiness makes her sexy parties 200x better.

"These days"? Seems like a long term problem starting waybackwhen...

cuntfacekillah 5

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

Insecure, very likely, but what if her husband is really attracted to "ghetto girls", and she knows it?

And apparently she's a ghetto gurl for life so I don't think anythings changing soon.

56, do what the first word in your user name is and try and make sense please.

proxxX069069 7

lol true that trifling ghetto girls these days making there Slutty moves!

88, Julie? 91, understood. Thanks for having Mercy on my brain cells.

You can't "do" mercy, mercy is a noun not a verb, so why don't you HAVE mercy and learn correct grammar.

1215116a 14

130, haha that's why I didn't understand it. -_-

but imagine what would happen if she got caught by the crazy lady... hmmmm... not a good idea

green_eggs_and_h 0

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

Or get some guns and clean them everytime she watches you.

Or get some guns and shoot at her house every time she looks at you.

green_eggs_and_h 0

131- Great idea. Try and kill your new neighbors, that'll get Op what they want. A nice quiet steel cage with 3 square meals a day...

Well she is a woman. What do you expect.

mismonroe 0

Might as well give her a reason to be paranoid.

mrrudy1972 3
proxxX069069 7

I would say soo :D agreeing with her, give her something to be paranoid about !