FML : Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid....

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Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ghettogirl4life / Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:34 / United States

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By cuntfacekillah | 5

#2875727 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:47

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

By green_eggs_and_h | 0

#2875744 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:49

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

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By lu95 | 16

#2875712 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:46

have funnnnnn! haha

kendallhi | 9

#2875785 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:53

well now you have a real reason to steal her man

bubble25_fml | 5

#2875787 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:53

op might as well have fun with the guy since she's already paying for the crime

katieebug | 0

#2875801 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:54

Maybe if she sees you with a boyfriend she'll be less paranoid? Good luck... and beware, she's probably watching you... o_O

luis420 | 0

#2875811 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:55

ILY SHELBY DUCKER 4810 :)

enonymous | 8

#2875939 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:05

Ghetto girls get all the men these days

katiekatie412 | 4

#2875956 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:06

18 - She'll be even less paranoid if she sees OP with a girlfriend...

mlebethbear | 0

#2876039 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:14

that's stinks:( im sorry!

kendallhi | 9

#2876048 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:15

this would only happen in Arizona

whyXD | 12

#2876074 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:17

I bet OP is really sexy.

garrettsgirl | 0

#2876076 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:17

there is one way to make friends....

dgr8ing | 0

#2876298 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:54

or Texas.

schaflava | 0

#2876624 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:59

ghettogirl eh? I'd be worried you might steal my shit not my husband wait I'm a man

supermankisses | 1

#2876686 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:08

Steal and get shot. That's how we do it in Texas. :)

garrettsgirl | 0

#2877373 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:58

is that better for you 66?

blanquito | 1

#2878109 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:32

I just saw an episode of law and order that started like this

ArentICute | 0

#2879470 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:12

Then get a boyfriend, invite her over to supper then BAM- suspicions gone.

zendaddy0 | 0

#2879883 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:27

get a boyfriend or convince her your lesbo

zendaddy0 | 0

#2879905 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:30

then hit her with a mallet

GrahamAker | 3

#2879931 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:34

steal and get stabbed/shot by hidden weapons. That's how we roll in Florida.

Lumenoire | 0

#2880988 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:02

50, OP's sexiness makes her sexy parties 200x better.

By stphcampos | 0

#2875714 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:46

omg women these days.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2875741 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:49

"These days"? Seems like a long term problem starting waybackwhen...

By cuntfacekillah | 5

#2875727 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:47

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

goshpeople | 4

#2875880 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:00

Insecure, very likely, but what if her husband is really attracted to "ghetto girls", and she knows it?

OkayImSorry | 0

#2875906 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:02

And apparently she's a ghetto gurl for life so I don't think anythings changing soon.

00SPRANGER00 | 0

#2876396 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:10

bitches be crazy.

Awsumuzzie | 12

#2876398 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:10

56, do what the first word in your user name is and try and make sense please.

1215116a | 14

#2876518 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:38

81, Mercy?

proxxX069069 | 7

#2876639 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:01

lol true that trifling ghetto girls these days making there Slutty moves!

Awsumuzzie | 12

#2876657 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:04

88, Julie?
91, understood. Thanks for having Mercy on my brain cells.

t765234 | 10

#2878452 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:13

You can't "do" mercy, mercy is a noun not a verb, so why don't you HAVE mercy and learn correct grammar.

1215116a | 14

#2879122 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:16

130, haha that's why I didn't understand it.
-_-

By joshuaUNWRITTEN | 0

#2875733 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Home Sweet Home.

joooeee | 3

#2875872 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:00

Dome Sweet Dome

dirtyhobo95 | 0

#2876160 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:25

31 - ftw!

richard121212 | 0

#2876540 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:42

no, no no no. its not home sweet home

ArentICute | 0

#2879484 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:14

Gnome sweet gnome.

By POCHY | 0

#2875736 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Have a two year affair !!

Josh67 | 1

#2876473 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:26

but imagine what would happen if she got caught by the crazy lady... hmmmm... not a good idea

nwill98 | 3

#2876793 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:28

haha it would be rather bad

By green_eggs_and_h | 0

#2875744 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:49

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

youliketacos | 0

#2876036 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:13

Or get some guns and clean them everytime she watches you.

t765234 | 10

#2878473 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:15

Or get some guns and shoot at her house every time she looks at you.

green_eggs_and_h | 0

#2878872 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:34

131- Great idea. Try and kill your new neighbors, that'll get Op what they want. A nice quiet steel cage with 3 square meals a day...

By ColtsDoug18 | 0

#2875757 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:50

.... that sucks. sorry, nothing much to say here

Molord1 | 0

#2875837 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:58

you could say 3way!

manzanita2121 | 6

#2876000 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:09

9-It sucks like the girl in your pic.

yourshootingstar | 4

#2876666 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:05

why comment then.

ColtsDoug18 | 0

#2876825 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:40

I was hoping someone would pick up the joke.. thanks 42!

GrahamAker | 3

#2879957 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:39

^^ Photo Win. but I can't see all of it on my iPod.

By SuckItTrolls | 7

#2875759 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:50

Well she is a woman. What do you expect.

By pleit3 | 0

#2875773 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:51

bang her husband haha

By mismonroe | 0

#2875789 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:53

Might as well give her a reason to be paranoid.

mrrudy1972 | 3

#2876389 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:08

sexy one aren't you

proxxX069069 | 7

#2876678 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:06

I would say soo :D

agreeing with her, give her something to be paranoid about !

fionaes | 3

#2877596 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:35

Pthats horrible!

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