Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
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Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor, and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist, or an exorcist. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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evilplatypus 39
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
TylerAnderson98 10
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
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Comments (274)
twinkiefeets 17
Get out! Don't look back, just get out.
armycar 4
I got it!!! Burn your house down and never come back
skyeyez9 25
We lived in a haunted house for 10 mos before we had enough and moved out. Weird noises, whispering but you couldn't quite make out what it was, shadows walking around....they were solid black and not see thru. Blocked out the light when they went past. Something punching the bed mattress from underneath when you were laying down.
ksks1234 33
The ghost was just trying to talk to you. Hey, ghostie has to get from point a to point b also. Maybe he thought he was doing you a favor by massaging you; like one of those cheap, vibrating beds. No one ever thinks of inviting the poor ghost into their activities, he just wants friends.
Smoldering 15
Ohhh my gosh I would have left the moment anything happened.... You are a brave soul.
skyeyez9 25
It wasnt a massage. It was in the middle of the night rude awakenings. A punch to your back, thru the mattress. Unless you went thru the same thing, you have no idea how horrible it is.
CharresBarkrey 16
How did you last 10 months?! I wouldn't have made it through one night of that.
8born8 18
that wouldn't have been a ghost. poltergeist yes, ghost no.
AngrySailor 17
Strange things happen at my parents house. After 30 years we (my parents and younger sister and I) were talking about strange happenings and we all were surprised that we had similar experiences in the house but never told anyone. My father heard voices outside and swore someone crawled into bed between himself and my mother one night, my sister and I both saw objects move/levitate, pictures would swing on thier hooks, locked doors would open, our dog would NOT go in the basement and would bark as if someone was standing infront of her but no one was there, my bed sheets flipped up and pulled themselves off my bed one night (I was staying at home when this happened and I was about 30 yrs old). I always downplayed these sorts of things untill I experienced them myself. Makes you question what is beyond our accepted comprehension.
Phoenix_fml 13
run bro
Soul_Swampertz 10
Aw that sounds like so much fun! -Said no one ever.
13swabra 9
well then ill say it, that sounds like fun, and if i happened to live near the OP, i would probably check that out myself, spirits are (usually) dead humans after all, and im pretty sure this one is harmless seeing as the worst is sounds, so it should be possible to reason with it provided you can get a conversation going somehow
starile 20
When has that Ever, ever happened in the movies? Residents usually wind up dead.
29dear 16
honestly, I would think that's cool, for me. I mean, I've accepted the fact that everyone must die, and if it's my time to go, so be it. However, I'm not exactly going around doing stupid things, like driving over a bridge, but I totally understand we all must go. I would quite honestly love to be op in this situation, but there's some reasons for that. for one, I'd live with someone else. If I lived by myself, I don't know how my opinion would change. Also, I work midnights, and sleep during the day, so it's either daylight when I'm sleeping or family members have the lights on. if I were a normal human and slept in the dark, again, I don't know what my opinion would be then.
DasGryphon 9
Well, at least it's not the Slenderman, if your camera's facial recognition is activating.
buddy51 23
OP- Who you gonna call?? Mmm, if you've had a dose Of a freaky ghost baby You better call (Ghostbusters!)
CeeCee_fml 16
Then get the **** out. Shit.
PunkySpunky78 15
1st the op didn't say it was a ghost or paranormal it could be person either sneaking in or the person could be living in a crawl space and going into the bedroom at night but it is paranormal I say get a paranormal team and a priest
ksks1234 33
I am pretty sure the op would recognize a face (and body) better than the camera.
drwerewolf2013 17
So sorry OP!!! Time to call the Winchesters!
EmsyyyRose13 24
SPN reference ftw