Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor, and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist, or an exorcist. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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evilplatypus 39
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
TylerAnderson98 10
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
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Comments (274)
asoep 4
well at least you will never sleep alone.
Eivana 37
Heh heh, don't play Fatal Frame!
miss_sqwert 19
time for a new camra
KingreX32 21
leave it disentangle want you there. leave before its too late.
Polish_Catfish 10
G- g- g-... Ghosts...?
EmsyyyRose13 24
That is ******* terrifying.
MrTaco0007 3
Me to bro im scared as hell: i heard the corner of my room make a crumpling noise and the only live thing i have in my room is me and2 hermit crabs . And i could head it loud as hell like a person crumpling chips
japtap81 16
1- try a different camera, most facial recognition cameras suck, especially on cell phones. 2- check furnace, ceiling fans, plumbing, walls etc. for the noises. 3- do research on the place. 4- set up a video camera. More than likely most "hauntings" are just noises. If u take a pic, ignore the facial recognition and take the damn pic. I bet there'll be nothing there.
8born8 18
geez, skeptic much? not everything can be logically explained away. nxt time the hair on the back of your neck stands up & you know someone/thing is watching you, keep telling yourself it's just the wind.....
Javee 17
What they said seems pretty logical to me, 199.
TheDalekKid 7
Keep us updated! Is everything going alright, or did the ghosts and gobulins get you?
nickyp30 8
My house is haunted. Trust me when I say it could be real, but don't be afraid of it.