Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor, and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist, or an exorcist. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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evilplatypus 39
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
TylerAnderson98 10
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
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fabs1171 23
I'm loving OP's user name. Good luck keeping up with the washing!
juarezj96 12
I say just pray! Asking God to watch over you and your home will bring peace to your life :)
amanda131 4
Just try and remember that not all ghosts are evil. I grew up in an old house next to an area where many people died, and sensitive to any type of presences. I've stayed in houses that were absolutely terrifying- As in, having water splashed at you from still water while doing dishes, or things being thrown at walls and broken in the hallways. My brothers think I'm crazy for believing in ghosts, but I feel them all the time. Unless you're absolutely sure it's out to kill you....just ignore it, or accept it. Even right now I can feel as if there is something reading over my shoulder, but to be honest, I wouldn't feel comfortable without it anymore. Just remember that you're never alone.. After all, I'd rather feel that a ghost is watching me than another human.
aeonsoul 12
Just saw The Conjuring. This ain't helping
aeonsoul 12
This is supposed to be a happy place! D;
GracieRed 7
Get out while you still can..
omgitslian 6
My house has a ghost. We have random footsteps, lights flickering, shit falling off of shelves or just disappearing entirely, etc. It's been here at least as long as I have, and all it does is play tricks. Hopefully that's what you've got going on. It's pretty fun when guests sleep over, too. They always say something touches their arm or some such.
sassy2085 16
Well I am much more scared of the living than the dead. Think about it what can a dead person do to you. Where as the living can be just plain psychotic.
8born8 18
there are 3 types of hauntings; poltergeists, ghosts & spirits
WhiteCrimson 23
Every place has its cracks and creaks, but by the sound of it your in a spot of trouble. Take alot of pics and post it somewhere.
nikkibear3 3
What you can do is open your window and say that you don't mind them there if they are nice and quite at night, but if they are going to make noise then they can leave and find a new place to go. It works
llyrgod 6
Might I recommend burning some sage? Get the smoke into all of the corners. That should get rid of any negative ghosts.