*i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*
I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.
“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson
"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.