That's what I did when my neighbors had bright lights. Anyway, despite being woken up, this actually kind of seems like a win for the OP.

I sleep during the day due to working overnights. Sheets won't do crap but you can buy black out curtains which work great.

Thanks 14 I was actually imaging something like that in my mind a dark sheet or cloth of sorts

Ah meant to write 16

Was I the only one who went up and looked for 14's comment ?

I'm 17 and I understood this fml too.

63, what?

63 - your profile says you're 21. Either way you may have got the FML which seems to be a feat but you've totally missed the point

A large sheet of construction paper, or aluminum foil in the windows; one of the best temporary fixes I've found.

66 and 70 it's from an earlier fml...

#70. Her profile says she's 19 now

Or get blackout curtains.

A burglar saw the floodlight and thought "Challenge Accepted!"

^ lol or the burglars were other annoyed neighbors.

OP isn't the only one who deserves to be on FML for this...poor neighbors.

41 - your a complete DUMBASS. OP has been restless for THREE nights, and you think the neighbors should be on FML?

42- You're* You should really learn the difference before calling someone a dumbass.

42, I never said OP wasn't suffering. But before you call me a dumbass, read the Post again. It was the NEIGHBORS' car that got broken into, even after all the money they spent to prevent that exact thing from happening!

Well, 42 doesn't seem very bright, does he?

42 seems to be the floodlight that didn't work

Come on 3, you should've tried to put a little more soul into that comment.

Oh sure, rub it in why dontcha. :'(

You know, you're not sentenced to hit SEND... :P

So why is he breaking into his neighbor's car? Is he wording it like this because he's schizophrenic?

That's Wut I did when my college roommate would stay up till five o clock in the morning with the lights on and I had class at 8 I just bought a mask it worked great couldn't see a thing!

Perhaps if Edison were here he'd have a more direct solution.

I think the doc has pun-itis

You've noticed that too, 21? I'm getting worried!

Don't be alarmed by your lack of sleep; brighter times are sure to come about!

Well, if they're bright enough, people like the OP are watching.

There's a better chance of getting caught if your lit up. @ 3am its unlikely but if i was a burglar i would steal shit from the pitch black cars than the ones in lit up areas.