Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor, and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist, or an exorcist. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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evilplatypus 39
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
TylerAnderson98 10
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
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Comments (274)
himwiththeface 17
just quickly, and calmly, set the place on fire
Treyzania 16
Why the hell did I read this in the dark, in my bed. Before sleeping.
ballerinaaub 17
I did too, I was going to make that comment...
graceinsheepwear 34
Don't you mean before NOT sleeping?
Stephy94 9
All thoughts you had of sleeping have vanished. As for me? ...I'll just lay a few lines of salt around my bedroom and then call it a night.
xomelicakes 5
No wonder it was such a great deal, they knew about the ghost and knew it would be impossible to rent out.. wellllll, unlike drake you cant say you hate sleeping alone
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Houses and apartments make noises and new technology such as facial recognition software is often bug prone or sometimes downright faulty. Try and think logically OP.
8born8 18
sometimes the illogical cannot be logically explained.
gentrysu 10
Burning sage is supposed to rid homes of bad spirits.
soldiat_fml 17
Burning the house probably works even better.
NagainaFier 16
Get a big dog, and a religious figure of your choice (priest, rabbi, etc.).
Darkmagic666 9
What ever you do do Not under any circumstances try to exorcise it. That seems to always make things much worse. Either calm down and reason with the ghost(if you can), or move again.
FrankHotpants 31
My camera keeps telling me that my asian friends eyes are closed every time I take a picture of her so don't think the camera knows something you don't.
abutton 15
That would suck
OldstrInMich 7
Get out!