& when there's a especially powerful wind when the trees are next to one another. That's what they call a orgy.

Hell, don't we all sway a little to the left when we orgasm?

Don't we all groan and creek a little too? I mean some even bend all the way back...

Can you imagine what tornados do to them? Lucky bastards.

#1 I hereby announce that I've found an actually good pun on fml. I may die in peace now.

There's a tiny bit of logic behind it... When the wind blows the trees seeds may be knocked down. I think sycamore trees do this, the little spinning helicopter type seed (maybe have the wrong name)

24, that's nothing compared to cottonwood trees. They are the ones that release the seads that look surrounded in cotton, they in such abundance that it makes huge piles in corners.

At least not the type that we are all familiar with.

Probably not we all have that one friend

Of course trees have genitals... If they didn't, trees would all die out, and we wouldn't be here.

Her she*

Hershey? Yum.

Lol

We can only hope...

No!! Do you know how much fun OP could have with this friend?!?!