FML : Today, I jokingly told my friend that when a tree seems to sway in the wind, it's really just having an orgasm. Not only did she believe me, she's been...

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Today, I jokingly told my friend that when a tree seems to sway in the wind, it's really just having an orgasm. Not only did she believe me, she's been smugly informing everyone we know. She's 26. I seem to be friends with an absolute idiot. FML

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By what have i done with my life - / Sunday 21 July 2013 17:46 / United States - Akron

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By redbluegreen | 40

#5591354 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:13

Well, it is a natural reaction when you're getting blown.

By beclaurela | 16

#5591370 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:17

The wind just penetrates the branches relentlessly. What else would happen?

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By redbluegreen | 40

#5591354 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:13

Well, it is a natural reaction when you're getting blown.

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roro_superloser | 13

#5591406 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:26

& when there's a especially powerful wind when the trees are next to one another. That's what they call a orgy.

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RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5591454 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:51

Hell, don't we all sway a little to the left when we orgasm?

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Wizardo | 33

#5591459 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:53

Don't we all groan and creek a little too? I mean some even bend all the way back...

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Lennes | 12

#5591758 - Monday 22 July 2013 7:20

Can you imagine what tornados do to them? Lucky bastards.

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Nicostream | 16

#5592004 - Monday 22 July 2013 10:15

#1 I hereby announce that I've found an actually good pun on fml. I may die in peace now.

By beclaurela | 16

#5591370 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:17

The wind just penetrates the branches relentlessly. What else would happen?

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s13495 | 19

#5591461 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:53

There's a tiny bit of logic behind it... When the wind blows the trees seeds may be knocked down. I think sycamore trees do this, the little spinning helicopter type seed (maybe have the wrong name)

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zach205 | 24

#6531359 - Sunday 7 February 2016 21:26

24, that's nothing compared to cottonwood trees. They are the ones that release the seads that look surrounded in cotton, they in such abundance that it makes huge piles in corners.

By FlamingColor | 30

#5591380 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:19

She didn't go to college or even school did she?

By WhoopWhoop321 | 18

#5591385 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:22

Doesn't she know that trees don't have genitals?

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Uramonkey | 11

#5591596 - Monday 22 July 2013 4:42

At least not the type that we are all familiar with.

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persianninja | 23

#5591606 - Monday 22 July 2013 4:47

Probably not we all have that one friend

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Googolman | 28

#5591776 - Monday 22 July 2013 7:32

Of course trees have genitals... If they didn't, trees would all die out, and we wouldn't be here.

By flockz | 19

#5591388 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:22

and tree huggers are actually just giving them handjobs.

By worldclassrager | 39

#5591392 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:23

Joking can sometimes be taken a bit too far...tell him to fact check it...hope he doesn't put that on Wikipedia...

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worldclassrager | 39

#5591397 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:24

Her she*

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Zomg_Okay | 26

#5591420 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:32

Hershey? Yum.

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worldclassrager | 39

#5591503 - Monday 22 July 2013 3:25

Lol

By redbandit9877 | 12

#5591394 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:24

Maybe she knows and just wants to see how many people she can get to believe it.

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DeathInACan | 3

#5591681 - Monday 22 July 2013 6:05

We can only hope...

By BlesstheSilence | 11

#5591398 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:25

She sounds extremely gullible. You might want to keep an eye on her.

By XxcaitanatorXx | 12

#5591401 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:25

new friends ?

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illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5592623 - Monday 22 July 2013 19:46

No!! Do you know how much fun OP could have with this friend?!?!

By awesome222 | 8

#5591407 - Monday 22 July 2013 2:27

I wonder if that kind of stupidity is genetic.

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