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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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A07 48

Friday 6 November 2015 9:29

Tell him to buy a trampoline since he likes jumping to conclusions so much

Mr_Guy_Dude 17

Friday 6 November 2015 9:23

Surely your boss knew you were recovering from surgery right? Maybe he was just joking.

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MissEris 27

Friday 6 November 2015 9:15

At least you know what he/she thought of you? I don't know if your pills made you act funny for them to be suspicious or not but just explain the situation. If you get fired or anything just go to the higher ups. :)

Neekovolwf 22

Friday 6 November 2015 9:18

Hey OP that sucks, at least you know your boss is an ass Hope the recovery goes well!

ihaveasushicat 24

Friday 6 November 2015 9:19

Your boss sounds a bit judgmental...

CoGhostRider 31

Friday 6 November 2015 9:20

Well he kind of was right

Mr_Guy_Dude 17

Friday 6 November 2015 9:23

Surely your boss knew you were recovering from surgery right? Maybe he was just joking.

Helldemon 32

Friday 6 November 2015 11:26

I was thinking the same thing.

DMA0712 22

Friday 6 November 2015 9:27

Your boss knew you were taking pain pills for a recent surgery. Hopefully he alerted the media as well.

A07 48

Friday 6 November 2015 9:29

Tell him to buy a trampoline since he likes jumping to conclusions so much

Metalslipp 15

Friday 6 November 2015 9:34

If he didn't know you were recovering from a surgery, which is unlikely, then just explain the situation to him and hopefully he will understand. If not, well you can't fix stupid.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Friday 6 November 2015 9:37

How did he become somebody in charge?

amileah13 26

Friday 6 November 2015 9:39

Those pills have been prescribed to you, he can't say shit. All he has to do is call the doctor that the pills were prescribed from if he doesn't believe you. Which he should have known considering you probably had to take some time off from work to have the surgery done. He would had to have granted you time off from the surgery so he can't be jumping to conclusions about you. Don't worry op, brush it off and take care of yourself!