By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
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ThrottleJockey 35

Love is a lot like a fart: if you have to force it it's probably shit.

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RichardPencil 30

Kmart brand undies aren’t sexy, plus they were urine-stained anyways!

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ThrottleJockey 35

Love is a lot like a fart: if you have to force it it's probably shit.

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Dave_Davington 33

Love is actually like taking a shit. Sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes you have to give it a good, hard, slimy push.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Maybe being in love with YOU is gross and slimy, but I don't think it works that way for everyone.

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RichardPencil 30

Kmart brand undies aren’t sexy, plus they were urine-stained anyways!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Clean yourself up and go commando! Even sexier.

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bltoth 8

Did you know that 29% of homosexual men suffer from anal leakage? Don't make fun of him.

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EnvyMe33 26

That’s why you should work on tightening your muscles in that area

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OnReceivingEnd 17

Never trust a fart. Nothing that embarrasses people by simply existing can ever be trusted.

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