By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 986
You deserved it 1 699

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Love is a lot like a fart: if you have to force it it's probably shit.

Kmart brand undies aren’t sexy, plus they were urine-stained anyways!

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Love is a lot like a fart: if you have to force it it's probably shit.

Love is actually like taking a shit. Sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes you have to give it a good, hard, slimy push.

Maybe being in love with YOU is gross and slimy, but I don't think it works that way for everyone.

Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it.

Kmart brand undies aren’t sexy, plus they were urine-stained anyways!

Clean yourself up and go commando! Even sexier.

You ppl are so gross.

Did you know that 29% of homosexual men suffer from anal leakage? Don't make fun of him.

Shit!!! Quite literally.

That’s why you should work on tightening your muscles in that area

Never trust a fart. Nothing that embarrasses people by simply existing can ever be trusted.