Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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xvigil14 9
You should probably put a helmet on her and hide all the sharp objects too
hannahspear18 4
some parent you are imagine how she would feel if she read this instead of cutting her down fix it and teacher her like a real parent should if anyone's the idiot you are for calling your kid an idiot and posting it here best parent award at should go to you
hannahspear18 4
some parent you are imagine how she would feel if she read this instead of cutting her down fix it and teacher her like a real parent should if anyone's the idiot you are for calling your kid an idiot and posting it here best parent award at should go to you
feven 32
Somebody lied to her as a child.
netdemon 11
You so deserved it! Raise an idiot and you get stuck with an idiot!
Axel5238 29
Not everything is the parents fault. Accountability comes into play, can you imagine if people did stupid shit and claimed you can't blame me no one taught me? For certain things yes we can, we can't blame the parent if the kid doesn't pay attention in school sometimes. Kid will do a lot of stuff their parents don't agree with or taught them not to do.
Neesalun 20
Maybe she could attend summer school?
Ducklett 11
That's even worse than when my sister thought Singapore was just 10 minutes away from Blackpool.
Fmlsea 28
good news is you wont have to pay for college, but if I was you I would be getting her a tutor .
cypherwars 15
teach her before its too late!