Genius

By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:42 - United States - Red Bank

Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am NOT a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML
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NessaMae 19
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Word vomit, gotta love it. Think about your comebacks before you say them, it usually never comes out right when you just blurt it out.

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Razi_tail 25

You are never going to live that one down! :P

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SgtAssCheeks 21
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All's well that ends well! YDI.

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CobraLazerFace 21
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I think this FML ends with OPs death.

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tr3vvv 9
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Or #1's death jk ;)

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NessaMae 19
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Word vomit, gotta love it. Think about your comebacks before you say them, it usually never comes out right when you just blurt it out.

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OptimusVader 23
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Could've been a Freudian slip though!

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warsun 27
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Except when we do think of good comebacks or amazing ones, it's been atleast 2 hours after the arguement

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lizzy_r_b_94 18
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Or when your trying to getting sleep at night

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Razi_tail 25

You are never going to live that one down! :P

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cumberbunny 17
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...pun?! Good one!!

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spidey_awesome 14
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not even when he dies

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thatnucca 36
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Think before you speak could go for second best on that tombstone...

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rkdstp1995 25
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5 stars. at least you proved yourself right...

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baseballdude1283 18

This needs to be illustrated

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cosmicriver 17

I agree, #7. This post would make for an outstanding, and interesting illustration.

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tbro47 23
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The downfall of every genius. Diarrhea of the mouth.

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datguy69s 21
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Then don't die before him!!

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oddities 20

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AnOriginalName 19

Well it would be fairly easy for OP to ensure that his father is the first to die.... .... Even if that option lands OP in jail....

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IllestRated 17
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Out live him and engrave the same thing

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nonononononono_fml 16
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I think you just proved your point.

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