Genius

By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:42 - United States - Red Bank

Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am NOT a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 471
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Word vomit, gotta love it. Think about your comebacks before you say them, it usually never comes out right when you just blurt it out.

You are never going to live that one down! :P

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All's well that ends well! YDI.

I think this FML ends with OPs death.

Or #1's death jk ;)

Word vomit, gotta love it. Think about your comebacks before you say them, it usually never comes out right when you just blurt it out.

Could've been a Freudian slip though!

Except when we do think of good comebacks or amazing ones, it's been atleast 2 hours after the arguement

Or when your trying to getting sleep at night

You are never going to live that one down! :P

...pun?! Good one!!

not even when he dies

Think before you speak could go for second best on that tombstone...

5 stars. at least you proved yourself right...

This needs to be illustrated

I agree, #7. This post would make for an outstanding, and interesting illustration.

The downfall of every genius. Diarrhea of the mouth.

Then don't die before him!!

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Well it would be fairly easy for OP to ensure that his father is the first to die.... .... Even if that option lands OP in jail....

Out live him and engrave the same thing

I think you just proved your point.