Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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Comments (206)
CJR7728 8
you brought her into this world you should of kept your legs closed
lamster11 3
Technically UK was a part of Canada when earth was in Pangaea.
icepick23 12
As long as she is hot, she will still succeed in life. All good. :)
JulianneNG 8
I do believe that's what she just did. If the girl is educated in the public school system, I'm certainly not surprised at her vast "stupidity."
JulianneNG 8
So many people are overlooking the fact that the child A) Seems to think it's simply acceptable not to care, because nobody is "perfect", and B) referred to "Geography" as "Geometry." In response to a few other comments, it would seem that failure is in fact not teaching her humility, and is in fact only causing her to reject knowledge simply on the grounds that it doesn't matter, in her eyes. I would bet quite a bit of money on the fact that the girl is enlisted in the public school system.
Mylyfesuxs 7
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iamthunder 4
Are you really planning on putting "I am not a genius!" on her tombstone?
gloriaous 3
Sounds like Hayley from Modern Family
crazymono13 3
oh my god..... im so sorry for you..
millertime911 15
u r definitely parent of the year! glad ur not mine!