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Evidently “cobblers” is Cockney rhyming slang for testicles. I’m not sure where this story took place, but the farther from the UK it is, the more bizarre it is that someone used Cockney for “suck my balls” as a retort to someone asking for an apology.
What are you going to do when the shoemakers show up? I'll bet the vicar thinks your husband needs them to repair his sole!