Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
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Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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Comments (206)
livviisme 6
Maybe she was referring to the fact that the queen of Great Britain also rules Canada but the geometry is of course a bit stupid but what is really stupid is that her parent obviously isn't very encouraging ....
kps9727 2
Actually, technically, your kid is right. All Canadian citizens are subjects of the British crown. Can't help with the Geometry/Geography derp...
afrahmohasin 8
...how old is she?
Xotoolyxo 16
She needs tutors...lots of tutors
jinglefails28 5
lol
rec_chem 22
Canada actually is part of the UK. Just saying.
darbmutat 12
So..where have you been, gene? I don't think I'd ever call my daughter an idiot, granted she's just two, now, but I can't imagine being on sites, saying she's "full retard"; your genetics, your daughter: your responsibility, your uncompromising love and concern. (Gandhi quote here)
Door_Productions 19
She is right about the geometry though XD
Jaevwyn 17
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, teach her don't mock her you poor excuse for a parent.
asm9296 3
Canada is technically a commonwealth of the UK. So she is partly correct.