Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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Comments (206)
romeonsingcross 15
That geometry is a killer.
iheartLA 10
Canada is part of the UK, sort of. It's under the British monarch. The royals are involved in Canadian law making. Geographically though, nope not connected lol.
ishchandan 14
She almost said "geography" right.
mkayden 23
Maybe she's not the brightest, but calling her an idiot isn't going to change anything.
mrmaddman 9
Brahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
sanecatlady 13
How could she confuse geometry with geography? Geometry is what a tree says when it sees itself in the mirror for the first time. Gee-ah'm-a-tree!
Sagan928 7
Sounds to me like you need to spend more time with your daughter and teach her useful things. :)
JazNim17 18
123, I also knew someone who thought we lived in South America, rather than the "American South" (Mississippi). The same girl also thought Mexico was one of the 50 states.
DestinyNiya 33
I laughed so hard at this! Haha, sorry. But, seriously, please send her back to kindergarten.
hiholls 13
If my parent posted this on the Internet I'd be so sad. You did a mean thing, she could see this!