Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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Comments (206)
justwannabeamilf 8
Well Canada does belong to the UK.
idragosani 17
Technically, no, Canada does not belong to the UK. They are all part of the same commonwealth of nations of which Elizabeth II is the Queen.
Leki_0609 11
At least she got the first half correct...
hamzor 5
I have a friend who thought Canada was next to China just because they both start with C!!! We bought her a map for her birthday haha xD
idragosani 17
On the other hand, Canada and the UK share the same monarch, so she was sorta right, politically...
paramor3 23
Boy, hope she's hot....so she can at least get by!
TogeBara 12
YDI. Teach your daughter instead of just saying she's an idiot. I assume her grades aren't that great, fix it.
anniet292929 3
It's not always the parent's fault. Someone could be an amazing parent, but the kid doesn't want to listen to them. Maybe she isn't studying enough,or not paying attention in class.
living_in_chaos 8
You raised her.
SoapTurtle 7
lols dumbass
Omniprism 15
Blame it on our crappy schooling system or maybe she has ADD.