By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 05:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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astoryofroses 9

someone's clearly not smarter than a 5th grader...

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BulldogHoops 14

21- I don't know where you're going with that, but you really should re-stock your joke repertoir.

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evilplatypus 38

65 - I think that they were implying OP's girlfriend is so stupid that she must be a young child. Either way, still not funny.

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halfbloodprinces_fml 4

OP never did say he was right. The FML could be that he went all the way to draw a diagram and he was WRONG. XD. It could go either way.

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Brool_Story_Co 17

78- There are definitely people who are that stupid, it's quite sad.

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innavoiG 9

"But what about the corners! They count as sides!"

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BatemanFML 0

Let's be honest people. He probably didn't start dating her for her brains. She has to have a nice rack or something. Not trying to stereotype, because there are two different kinds of beautiful women. There are those who prove that looks don't mean anything by succeeding using their brains. Then there are those who **** their way to the top. OP's girlfriend just seems to be the latter.

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chowE_fml 4

No you're all wrong. OP is just a pedophile.

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doctorhook86 24

I'm genuinely curious how many sides she thought a triangle should have.

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twix3thg 2

and im guessing you didnt meet in college

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BatemanFML 0

130- yeah, I couldn't really help it there. I had one of those "how to say something and try not to look like an ass, yet still be an ass about it" moments.

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AKGirlinSD 20

I would have told the Original Poster to make her look up the word, "Tri." Tri means three and he would have never had to draw it for her.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Ever stop to think that maybe she was thinking 3D?

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tinyj96 3

Hey well if at first you don't succeed, tri and tri again! No? Anybody? :(

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MDTeddy 13

Girls these days bypass school based on looks and shortcuts.

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StupidBunnies 10

Oh dear lord. What has the world come to...

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Your girlfriend doesn't seem to be the brightest......I hope you still love her though

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StupidBunnies 10

Even if she was. What's the fun in dating someone if they're dumb as a plank? You're going to have to hold a conversation with her eventually. :P

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saintsrocksocks 10

94- You apparently never watched Ed Edd n Eddy. Plank was a very intelligent individual.

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folfg0 12

Run!!!!!! Zombie apocalypse is here!!! No one has brains anymore! Quick! Hide behind your stupid friends.

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StupidBunnies 10

Aha i remember that show, my applogies Plank, dumb as a board**

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StupidBunnies 10

I appologise to Plank. That was out of order, I should have said "dumb as a board". Man I havent seen that show in years. What happened to good cartoons?

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sens3sfailing 24

Kids started trying to immigrate them and hit their heads to the point where they forgot 1st grade geometry. So now cartoons show how fun it is to never leave the house without wearing a helmet. :D hurray for dumb kids!

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soccergurrll 8

We can only hope

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Nevereverland 8

Lies!^ triangle is another word for a circle.

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Inheritance 10

If she got her license with that intelligence I'm amazed.. Question 1: how many sides does a yield sign have? *picture diagram* A) 3 B) 3 C) 3 D) 8 Ops answer; D (8 sides)

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ThePsyche 9

I like triangles... They're triangular. ;3

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toenibbler 14

And there was me thinking they were square…

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TheNewGuy03 28

Maybe she thought it was hip to be a square, and triangles want to be hip, so logic denotes that triangles have at least four sides. MINDFUCK.

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grovervac3000 15

i just couldnt thumb this up because the number of thumbs was 333

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Jaaared_ 15

He drew 3 and a half.

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biggestfan23 11

It might be safe to say that your GF isn't the smartest crayon in the box then

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missyj0 12

lol. Brightest crayon in the box*.

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supportcommand 17

I don't think it's about being the brightest crayon either. All the colours are fine. It's about having the sharpest crayon in my opinion.

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LO388 7

She isn't the sharpest acute angle.

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ygdrassil 17

She's obtuse. And as per FML custom, I must apologize for my pun. So sorry.

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Enslaved 36

#24 Happens to me too. I've gotten expressions mixed up also. Ex: My mind wants to say, "Sharp as a whip"! Instead of either-- "Quick as a whip or. . .sharp as a tack." I must have a hidden kinky side. :P

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mishaparis 7

55-Has E.L. James taken her toll on you?

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englishdweller 3

Wow! Feel bad for you, maybe you should have learning dates with her.

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Melissa92_fml 13

Ugh the comment's been changed. I make no sense being here now :(

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jetsown08 21

Learning dates? That sounds boring as ****.

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evilplatypus 38

I like learning dates. Museums and science centers are awesome.

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garebear13 4

Now the big question here is how many sides she thought a "TRI"-angle had...

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vintagemeow 6

Look I'm sure she tri-ed to guess and is now very con-tri-te, perhaps she should be rewarded with a tri-fle before causing anymore s-tri-fe.

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jetsown08 21

43- the Seal of Approval approves of your comment.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Maybe she said three and OP drew a rectangle. Every now and again I like to believe we get the FML from the wrong point of view.

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lululatenight 28

I'm pretty sure you learn all this kind of stuff in preschool. Just saying

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perdix 29

Clearly, you showed her that a triangle has two sides: an inside and an outside. QED.

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007type 26

This side and that side...

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