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Wow, she really needs help.
Op is a pedophile
someone's clearly not smarter than a 5th grader...
Or a 2nd grader for that matter.
21- I don't know where you're going with that, but you really should re-stock your joke repertoir.
65 - I think that they were implying OP's girlfriend is so stupid that she must be a young child. Either way, still not funny.
Waiting for the blonde jokes...
OP never did say he was right. The FML could be that he went all the way to draw a diagram and he was WRONG. XD. It could go either way.
78- There are definitely people who are that stupid, it's quite sad.
"But what about the corners! They count as sides!"
Let's be honest people. He probably didn't start dating her for her brains. She has to have a nice rack or something. Not trying to stereotype, because there are two different kinds of beautiful women. There are those who prove that looks don't mean anything by succeeding using their brains. Then there are those who **** their way to the top. OP's girlfriend just seems to be the latter.
118, you fail at not stereotyping.
I'm genuinely curious how many sides she thought a triangle should have.
and im guessing you didnt meet in college
130- yeah, I couldn't really help it there. I had one of those "how to say something and try not to look like an ass, yet still be an ass about it" moments.
I would have told the Original Poster to make her look up the word, "Tri." Tri means three and he would have never had to draw it for her.
Is she three
Hey well if at first you don't succeed, tri and tri again! No? Anybody? :(
Girls these days bypass school based on looks and shortcuts.
No kidding. Let's hope she's pretty.
94- You apparently never watched Ed Edd n Eddy. Plank was a very intelligent individual.
Run!!!!!! Zombie apocalypse is here!!! No one has brains anymore! Quick! Hide behind your stupid friends.
My best friend, plank!
Kids started trying to immigrate them and hit their heads to the point where they forgot 1st grade geometry. So now cartoons show how fun it is to never leave the house without wearing a helmet. :D hurray for dumb kids!
Faith in humanity. -1?
Sorry, I meant imitate* my fault.
Please tell me you drew 3 sides...
Wait... A triangle has 3 sides??
Lies!^ triangle is another word for a circle.
Maybe she thought it was hip to be a square, and triangles want to be hip, so logic denotes that triangles have at least four sides. MINDFUCK.
It might be safe to say that your GF isn't the smartest crayon in the box then
Oh the IRONY "genius"
Brightest triangle lul
Hahahaha I failed
I don't think it's about being the brightest crayon either. All the colours are fine. It's about having the sharpest crayon in my opinion.
She's obtuse. And as per FML custom, I must apologize for my pun. So sorry.
#24 Happens to me too. I've gotten expressions mixed up also. Ex: My mind wants to say, "Sharp as a whip"! Instead of either-- "Quick as a whip or. . .sharp as a tack." I must have a hidden kinky side. :P
55-Has E.L. James taken her toll on you?
You are gorgeous ;)
How many sides did she think it had??
Wow! Feel bad for you, maybe you should have learning dates with her.
Ugh the comment's been changed. I make no sense being here now :(
Learning dates? That sounds boring as ****.
I like learning dates. Museums and science centers are awesome.
please don't let it breed!
But that means no sex for OP then...
OP better use protection...
Kill it with fire?!?!
LMAO
Now the big question here is how many sides she thought a "TRI"-angle had...
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Maybe she said three and OP drew a rectangle. Every now and again I like to believe we get the FML from the wrong point of view.
Maybe she is Bi
I'm pretty sure you learn all this kind of stuff in preschool. Just saying
She must not be in good shape
A happy side, and an angry side!
144 - What?
Holy crap.
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Please tell me you drew 3 sides...
Wow, she really needs help.