Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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Dontalktome 9
This has got to be the nightmare of all parents... The moment they realise they raised an idiot.
artymisscat 2
Well....If this was 1867 she wouldn't be wrong.
sanecatlady 13
Americans think we're British, British people think we're American. "Are you American, you called your mother Mom?", "Are you British, you spelled colour with a U?". It never ends...
ItsATwinThing 9
British people don't think you're American, we just think you sound American because we aren't accustomed to differentiating the accent. it sounds a bit American to us, an quite poorly we make the assumption that a Canadian person is American.
allison12197 23
Did you drink while you were pregnant with her...
mattorama 15
Who raised this super genius? Takes an idiot to know (raise) an idiot.
theonecasey 27
Someone needs a help in school..
Dinonick 15
Can I just say im 17 and I didnt need my parents to tell me the UK and Canada were different countries? I just had to look at a map for 20 seconds when I was 10. You guys really need to stop blaming parents for everything. Why dont you blame adult fmls on parents?
PippaButtertubs 15
I used to think Germany was in Asia and the Koreas were in Europe. Learned my lesson freshman year.
maggiefox 25
Hey there is an upside to this... You won't have to pay for college! :D
plantedrabbit3 16
I'm pretty bad at geometry, but i know the difference between the study of shapes and the study of the earth