Teenagers and Kids: Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This... - FML

By Aldoch - 30/05/2012 22:41

Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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IHaveThePower 16

Tuesday 12 September 2023 5:34

Kids don't really have 'teenage issues'. Something's bothering her, she just doesn't know how to handle it. You might consider the basic things like if she's eating enough or getting enough outdoors time (remember: teen girls need to eat like growing kids too!), or also if she's having a hard time with social problems, or even if she's just mad at you for something and being Dramatique about it. Even if she's a teenager, that doesn't mean she's automatically going to know what's wrong or what to do about it. You have to do some digging.

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IHaveThePower 16

Tuesday 12 September 2023 5:34

Kids don't really have 'teenage issues'. Something's bothering her, she just doesn't know how to handle it. You might consider the basic things like if she's eating enough or getting enough outdoors time (remember: teen girls need to eat like growing kids too!), or also if she's having a hard time with social problems, or even if she's just mad at you for something and being Dramatique about it. Even if she's a teenager, that doesn't mean she's automatically going to know what's wrong or what to do about it. You have to do some digging.

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