Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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Comments (206)
tj4234 36
Your map lies. We in the uk are proud canadians
Dontalktome 9
My first thought was how the hell do you confuse geometry with geography? Then I reread the fml and realized... probably the same way you think the UK is part of Canada.
chosha_fml 27
Maybe you should have pulled out an atlas a little earlier, Mom...
Urpoppy 21
The future of America scares me.
EpicJames24 18
I had a friend who thought we lived in South America. we live in the US.
oreoeater 21
I think she might have gotten confused with history when Britain took over, well nearly everywhere
bbfyso 10
Maybe she heard that Canada and the UK are part of the common wealth. We have the same queen it can make sense if you see it that way.
nurchok 15
Except "Commonwealth" is a single word
Realism 4
It is in fact, your duty as her mother to teach her to be intelligent and self sufficient, so I'd have to say you are the idiot for not properly teaching your daughter
jordan_B26 7
You raised her! Lol
smile5210 7
Well, they do share a queen....