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  br0dawg  |  6

bwahaha it's the fucking woods OP

maybe you expected all the woodland creatures to prance merrily and sing a joyful tune while you got it in or some shit like that

  MiniNyn  |  5

Today, I was trying to get some sleep due to having the bear-flu. Some obnoxious kids were having loud, inconsiderate sex right down the path, so I roared to get them to shut the hell up. Roaring made me puke on myself. FML ... Poor bear :(

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

I'm pretty sure the bear felt left out. Next time, you should consider the bear's feelings. Maybe give the bear a good fucking.*

*100% chance of death

|the kid|

  HeartOfLead  |  24

Ignore my previous comment. FML and auto correct have teamed up on me. Anyway, what I was saying is that I'm in agreement if the point was that they deserve a scare because they've learned nothing from horror movies. At that moment an actual serial killer could've been there to abduct you! You ignorant children know nothing about the dangers of making love in the WOODS.