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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
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Mirorbo 26

Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.

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Mirorbo 26

Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.

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DrIDGAF 7

Post on your twitter, "I f*ck on the first date"

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MagicGiraffe 12

It was during dinner which is generally before the movie so....

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Keyman1212 14

Probably was talking about the violent shit that she was taking in there. The tweet was supposed to say "Worst. Ever. Shit." But there was an explosion of poo that caused her to stop typing, and send instead.

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unfortunate_13 5

I hope you left before she returned, and answered her on twitter with "have fun paying the bill"

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lunaXXdennice 0

no it's just some girls have become totally bitchy.... I'm not saying all. I'm saying some!

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goebsy 8

It's kind of ridiculous (and pathetic) that she's posting how her date is going on the internet. You can do much better ;)

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

You could have ordered a bunch of drinks then left sticking her with the bill. That would have been the worst ever.

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kwchambers92 10

social media feeds? don't try to church it up

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Friaza 29

They want you to think they're powdering there nose :3

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HomeAl0ne 20

And yet he checked his "social media feeds" while on a date.

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MagicGiraffe 12

19 changed his comment to say "food" instead of "movie"... now I look stoopid....

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bluevayero 42

it was just sex she was after obviously...

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LakersFanatiC 3

Dont worry OP. She's probably talking about the food, oooor you're just bad /:

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Gnarlltrugg 0

"everyone takes painful *****" -Dane Cook

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kickblocker 18

you didn't deserve her. not to be mean, but some girls are downright bitches

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JPChiQYaya 0

im a girl and i agree, girls are annoying and bitchy-.-

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overthelimit 3

^ posting the same comment numerous times does not make the feeling mutual.

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MikalaHart 4

Yeah girls can be bitches, but sorry to say that guys can be total dicks to. I can name plenty

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ariannaimelda 7

Maybe she was talking about the food? It didnt specify what "worst" thing. Optimism optimismm!

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MikalaHart 4

Agreed!! I find twitter and all of that stuff pretty stupid, and a turnoff. So first strike she updates it all the time to share things that no one really cares about, and second she doesn't like the date. So I see that as a better without her situation.

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marinus_fml 19

I woulda given her a Roofy and then tea bagged her until she gained awareness. Bitches must realize we men do have feelings. There's nothing wrong with politely discussing it. No need to post it to the world. On the other hand OP, it's kinda sad that you had the urge to check your social media. What's the world coming to.

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dyble95 0

You sir are ****** up.

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Yodaevil 4

Damn moderated! Now im jealous! Need to read comments faster!!!

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sporkman 0

Maybe she was talking about the food? Hopefully.

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