Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
Maybe it was the worst shit ever?
Mirorbo 27
Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.
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Mirorbo 27
Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.
DrIDGAF 7
Post on your twitter, "I f*ck on the first date"
optimusprime0069 8
Maybe she was talking about the food....
MagicGiraffe 12
It was during dinner which is generally before the movie so....
Keyman1212 14
Probably was talking about the violent shit that she was taking in there. The tweet was supposed to say "Worst. Ever. Shit." But there was an explosion of poo that caused her to stop typing, and send instead.
unfortunate_13 5
I hope you left before she returned, and answered her on twitter with "have fun paying the bill"
lunaXXdennice 0
no it's just some girls have become totally bitchy.... I'm not saying all. I'm saying some!
goebsy 8
It's kind of ridiculous (and pathetic) that she's posting how her date is going on the internet. You can do much better ;)
ArmedcrackerR6 8
You could have ordered a bunch of drinks then left sticking her with the bill. That would have been the worst ever.
ProvokeO 0
:(
kwchambers92 10
social media feeds? don't try to church it up
Friaza 29
They want you to think they're powdering there nose :3
HomeAl0ne 20
And yet he checked his "social media feeds" while on a date.
MagicGiraffe 12
19 changed his comment to say "food" instead of "movie"... now I look stoopid....
bluevayero 42
it was just sex she was after obviously...
Ames19 6
Did she leave you?
deviable 9
Maybe it was the worst shit ever?
LakersFanatiC 3
Dont worry OP. She's probably talking about the food, oooor you're just bad /:
Gnarlltrugg 0
"everyone takes painful *****" -Dane Cook
kickblocker 18
you didn't deserve her. not to be mean, but some girls are downright bitches
Mysanitywins 10
And most chicks call us assholes. Damn.
JPChiQYaya 0
im a girl and i agree, girls are annoying and bitchy-.-
lerouxmaster 7
^damn, I'd like to meet you !
lerouxmaster 7
^damn, I'd like to meet you !
lerouxmaster 7
^damn, I'd like to meet you !
lerouxmaster 7
^damn, I'd like to meet you !
overthelimit 3
^ posting the same comment numerous times does not make the feeling mutual.
MikalaHart 4
Yeah girls can be bitches, but sorry to say that guys can be total dicks to. I can name plenty
ariannaimelda 7
Maybe she was talking about the food? It didnt specify what "worst" thing. Optimism optimismm!
xoxogossipgirl9 6
ouch !
markrs 0
Cry me a river
thatnucca 36
Call it a heads up!!!
MikalaHart 4
Agreed!! I find twitter and all of that stuff pretty stupid, and a turnoff. So first strike she updates it all the time to share things that no one really cares about, and second she doesn't like the date. So I see that as a better without her situation.
marinus_fml 20
I woulda given her a Roofy and then tea bagged her until she gained awareness. Bitches must realize we men do have feelings. There's nothing wrong with politely discussing it. No need to post it to the world. On the other hand OP, it's kinda sad that you had the urge to check your social media. What's the world coming to.
dyble95 0
You sir are ****** up.
Yodaevil 4
Damn moderated! Now im jealous! Need to read comments faster!!!
sporkman 0
Maybe she was talking about the food? Hopefully.