By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 454
You deserved it 2 481

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I see you don't have a "No pants, no service" policy. Fascinating.

it's probably stevo filming jackass 4

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Woah where do you work at?

Oh god, I hope it wasn't Borat..

You're so into the details :P

Probobly WalMart

that sounds incredibly sexy :]

I see you don't have a "No pants, no service" policy. Fascinating.

What an observation, Doc!

I always thought that. If you have no pants, you're free to go, right?

It's probably because if a woman was wearing a dress she wouldn't be wearing pants.

26, you're wrong. They exclude the "No Pants" portion because of certain marine animals.

lmfao i was gunna say the same thing

haha.. good ol Kansas!

you know you wanted some of that dried, shriveled hot dog

it's probably stevo filming jackass 4

Why are old people so creepy lately?

awww bless him!!

dementia! dementia! dementia!!