FML : Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park...

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Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 August 2009 23:00 / United States

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By conan6 | 0

#510007 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:16

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

By letitbe56 | 0

#510017 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:19

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

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By conan6 | 0

#510007 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:16

YDI for using the phrase "happy sacks"

no1askdu | 5

#510111 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:41

yeah i know, who uses that terminology anyways.... but i bet they wernt so happy after that incident.

seanreddog | 4

#510195 - Monday 24 August 2009 2:13

YDI FOR DRIVING WHILE FEMINISCULATED!!!

603050294 | 0

#510292 - Monday 24 August 2009 2:57

#2 I was thinking the same thing.

SunlightVeins | 0

#510332 - Monday 24 August 2009 3:14

He has more than one sack?

suaveneanderthal | 0

#510419 - Monday 24 August 2009 4:03

well i hope you were grounded as well

trollin_fo_andre | 0

#510659 - Monday 24 August 2009 6:32

YDI for blowing up Hiroshima

iSuperman_fml | 0

#510668 - Monday 24 August 2009 6:37

FYHL.

humorizer | 14

#510724 - Monday 24 August 2009 7:17

Please don't message me.

giganticbrain | 0

#511704 - Monday 24 August 2009 19:46

Agreed.

NATFLUMP | 0

#514850 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:05

lmfaaao.
i think that phrase is actually kinda funny,
happy sacks :)

blackxmortals | 0

#523598 - Saturday 29 August 2009 7:21

That's exactly what I was gonna say.

kiki123_55555 | 0

#964647 - Saturday 20 March 2010 3:34

tip for the OP. don't say happy sacks or happy sack. u sound ruhtarded. call them balls or something

hector22 | 0

#987552 - Sunday 2 May 2010 19:07

how tall is your husband that the mirror reaches his happy sack or is it a little car

Pikalu1 | 3

#1285591 - Sunday 22 August 2010 18:28

#202 - I love the irony on this website, don't you? "u sound ruhtarded. call them balls or something"

By Ligerie | 0

#510013 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:18

Happy sacks......?

Bllasae | 0

#510513 - Monday 24 August 2009 5:08

WTF are happy sacks? You have one sack, and two nuts.

Broc | 0

#510612 - Monday 24 August 2009 6:04

She shouldn't have gotten cocky.

evangldbrg | 0

#510679 - Monday 24 August 2009 6:41

FTW!

Alie22 | 0

#510783 - Monday 24 August 2009 8:13

#103 win

By redbluegreen | 40

#510014 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:18

Two for S&M, please.

Happy punishing. (;

By instantfail | 0

#510015 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:18

I guess it runs in the family.

By screwtaylor | 0

#510016 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:19

What is a shop-vac?

Also, if you are driving a car how can you hit your husband in his "happy-sack" without fully running his whole body over?

letitbe56 | 0

#510025 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:21

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=shop-vac

LewJH | 0

#510043 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:24

That's what I thought...
How was she showing him how to park?

skatagurl | 0

#510533 - Monday 24 August 2009 5:16

rofl 31 yes. v true

ijrnelson | 0

#511100 - Monday 24 August 2009 12:47

wow! thank you so much for http://lmgtfy.com/ !!!! I'm going to spam that on yahoo answers! hehe

angel55033 | 12

#1730065 - Sunday 21 November 2010 8:45

you don't know what a shop vac is? you need to get out more lol

kyliebear | 15

#4944878 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 12:45

Yeah, I think it's the husbands fault....how can you get hit THERE with a CAR MIRROR without getting ACTUALLY run over?

KrazyKatz3 | 26

#7521952 - Friday 4 August 2017 19:04

You know the way at the side of the car there are mirrors that stick out around crotch level. Now this is just my guess seeing as the OP said with the mirror. But maybe the side mirror hit him in the nuts?

By letitbe56 | 0

#510017 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:19

YDI for grounding your son for something that could have happened to anybody.

SunlightVeins | 0

#510342 - Monday 24 August 2009 3:22

Quote for fucking Truth

IamSpartacus | 0

#510480 - Monday 24 August 2009 4:46

Hey what's up SunlightVeins? Long time no see. I remember you from some argument about peoples grammar.

SunlightVeins | 0

#512910 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:42

Aw yeah, 'cause "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT."

By av232 | 0

#510021 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:20

how the hell does that happen? already seen a bunch of these YDI

By ilg4evr | 0

#510026 - Monday 24 August 2009 1:21

This makes no sense...did you park safely and then jump out of the car and punch his happy sacks? Did you simply bump into them? Or are happy sacks not what we are all thinking at all?