By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 05:54 - United States

Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
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Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet ;)

Time to get a new razor :)


Battledog5006 0

give him crabs!!

Yeah... no. Nice shirt by the way #1, totally agree.

iSitt 0

don't let him borrow your deoderant

ibitehard 9

1, I'm not even gonna say anything about the shirt OP, Ewwwwwwwww! I think you should say what I say a lot "Sharing is caring, except when it's not" in this case, it's a no brainer (Never thought I'd use that term in my life) I suggest that you get a new razor... Has anyone else noticed that there isn't a specific gender chosen XDDD

Izzati 0

Eeww... Now, let the puns begin!! (No pun intended)

isn't that shirt from Family Guy?

thebignixie 0


Action_Bastard 0

The new and enhanced version of indirect tea bagging.

kluger 3

Did anyone think that he might have shaved his legs?

missawesome16 0

yeah but op is pretty much telling u he shaved his dick or else it wouldn't be an fml

I totally agree with 20 about the shirt

captmiller1 15

What are crabs?

Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet ;)

totally agree ^ :P

agreed with that dude

KennKenn 0

throw your razor in the trash

Time to get a new razor :)

thats when you fart on his pillow when hes not looking..

You're a smart one.

no no no your supposed to fart on there faces when they are asleep but make sure u eat something that makes u gassy ;) hahahah and hen they wake up they should fell fully replenished with fart particals

You can't cut with a razor blade without the safe guard cut off the front of the razor. believe me, I know...

kiefenator 0

at 34. pinkeye much?

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

you should totally Dutch oven him when the opprotunity presents itself that or fart in his face while he's sleeping.

I'm afraid even that won't be enough

Qluz 3

i got the impression that the op is trying to say that his bro is a cutter. or is it just me?

Yep, you nailed it! :D

No, it's in the Intimacy category for a reason.

He used it to shave below the belt.

no that he shaved his pubes

hanniegirl 0

your cute:

ckjacques53198 0


YouknowIsaiditfi 0

you got the wrong idea bro

partychix246 0

ewww never share ur razor that's nasty just give it to him and get a new one but still eww

oh god.. well you had that one coming.

Takador 3

tdi for being dumb, of course he's gonna go for the pubes!

haha u said,"tdi for being dumb" it's ydi

Why would you share it anyways? I wouldn't want my brother using my razor to shave his face.