so... did he die?

niceee u made my favorites

Tell him his truck was ugly and you were doing him a favor.

Then he gives you a raise. OH YEAH (Kool-Aid man reference =P)

What can I say, women drivers.

Exactly why females shouldn't drive...

I smell a raise o_O

I would be like, more mutha fucka, fire my glock...

too much tupac will change you kids...

but seriouslly, YDI for driving bad

but males get drunk and drive which makes them stupid , so can't we just say we all drive stupidly sometimes??

guys do it sometimes but women do it all the time

lol

so woman can't drive drunk now?

now thats gotta be awkward

Add another .1202314568 to the unemployment rate

it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.

Damn! There goes your raise. And you worked so hard fucking your way to the top...

another example of women not being able to drive

sexist asshole!!

its not sexist if its true

it is true, I've been in 3 wrecks with women drivers, all 3 of them got tickets and my car comes out with newer parts each time. so we should let women keep driving, a shopping cart dinged my fender so I need a new one

would it have been better if he wasnt in it? ... because... thats called a hit and run.

learn to drive

I hate people like you.

i know right

people who can't drive...

then complain about it.

This should read

Today I was leaving work, and one of my employees backed into my truck. I just washed it to...FML

Respect and agree to the 5th dergree my homie g